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Floodgates wide open guys

 

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Simon.

 

Have always been an optimist, and so I'm optimistic Howes and Billings don't play for us again. Not good enough.

15 minutes ago, Alex No Fancy-name said:

Must admit I try to avoid the AFL official media just as much as I try and avoid the Gameday thread. But any danger someone from the AFL could drop by training one day and take a snap of the vice-captain and add it to the file?

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think that's just your internet mate


Horrible sensation that those few minutes of looking a little better, followed by punishment on the scoreboard, could crack the dam.

Only other possibility is we get some rage going.

(not in the eat-your-babies way Demonland gets rage going)

 

2 minutes ago, Disco InTurno said:

We are bad…but this umpiring makes me question the integrity of the game.

There is none. HQ control everything.

Done now I'd reckon.

Old and slow

At least we're not Carlton.. Right?

Well I have said it since 2022 our midfield is one paced lack of skills and people on here said I was wrong well it's only going to get worse from now on welcome to the show.


Umps

3 minutes ago, Disco InTurno said:

We are bad…but this umpiring makes me question the integrity of the game.

Are you new to following AFL and MFC? Just starting to question the integrity of the AFL?


Is it me or half our players are just strolling around? Suns always seem to find a wide open guy for an uncontested mark.

Just now, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Essendon getting the 3rd pick in next years draft

you mean first?

 

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