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Regarding Bailey smith, he swears at a photographer at a media open training session, flips her the finger to, apologises by text, not even the courtesy to call & gets nothing, but Ken hinkley does a plane impersonation & gets a 20k fine.

6 hours ago, BAMF said:

Not true. Stories quickly leaked out of the club about Christians motivations and players opinions about his commitment.

Can you show me the articles or the quotes from specific players questioning Trac’s commitment? I don’t recall. If it’s media stories “questioning his commitment” versus “him questioning the clubs direction “, that’s different.

 
2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Can you show me the articles or the quotes from specific players questioning Trac’s commitment? I don’t recall. If it’s media stories “questioning his commitment” versus “him questioning the clubs direction “, that’s different.

well the nickname “ the brand” started up then didn’t it?


“If I was a Melbourne member, I don’t think I’d be happy with the way we’ve arrived at Steven King as our coach."

- Sam McClure

HE CAN FUCCCK OFF !! We would never accept McClure as a member. He’s a genuine piece of trash. Always negative about the Dees … always!!!

Curnow wants to go to Geelong? Any semblance of a competition is dead.

Cal Twomey

“Like every rom com, the Dees and Petracca must come to an end”.

“It’s best it comes to an end”.

Riley Beveridge

“Where do you see Petracca in 2026?”

Cal Twomey

“Adelaide”

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I can't help but think you'd be much less angry and upset if you didn't choose to watch/listen/read McClure's rubbish, @spirit of norm smith.

The only time I'm subjected to it is when somebody (like you) quotes it on here. Just ignore him.

2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

“If I was a Melbourne member, I don’t think I’d be happy with the way we’ve arrived at Steven King as our coach."

- Sam McClure

HE CAN FUCCCK OFF !! We would never accept McClure as a member. He’s a genuine piece of trash. Always negative about the Dees … always!!!

I'm a Melbourne member and I'm very happy with the way we've arrived at Steven King as our coach.

Also, if you've quoted him correctly, his English use is poor. It should be "If I were a Melbourne supporter..." as he's using the conditional subjunctive tense.


I know many of us think Caro has it in for us, but her latest work on the bombers! Just wow.

She really is a piece of work

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While Hawks were still in it, the media guys were saying Chol was fine.

Now they are out, it is back to saying he will be suspended.

49 minutes ago, Redleg said:

While Hawks were still in it, the media guys were saying Chol was fine.

Now they are out, it is back to saying he will be suspended.

I posted that he'd get 3 weeks if Hawthorn lost and get off if they won last night. And there I was thinking I was being an overly cynical bastard as usual.

9 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Brownlow night

So 4th place … Harvey Langford.

And the camera shows Dan Curtin

FFS

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Well you said you were coming here and you did, kudos venting!!


33 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

Was Langford even there?

Yes, they showed him really quickly in a later shot.

3 hours ago, KozzyCan said:

Was Langford even there?

he was bloody rude to all of the Red Carpet guests wanting to get his signature thats for sure, was quite disappointing. Hoping it was just his age etc. not holding it against him

Will give him a break though, hes young, probably star struck too. Most other players came over to say hello and sign things as well.

34 minutes ago, Harves said:

he was bloody rude to all of the Red Carpet guests wanting to get his signature thats for sure, was quite disappointing. Hoping it was just his age etc. not holding it against him

Will give him a break though, hes young, probably star struck too. Most other players came over to say hello and sign things as well.

Get the vibe he's a bit of an introvert.


32 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

Get the vibe he's a bit of an introvert.

yeah, I think he could be too, Im not overy [censored] off at all and it may be just this, he doesnt scream of entitlement

On 17/09/2025 at 17:08, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

conditional subjunctive tense.

surely subjunctive mood not tense? 😇

1 hour ago, Harves said:

he was bloody rude to all of the Red Carpet guests wanting to get his signature thats for sure, was quite disappointing. Hoping it was just his age etc. not holding it against him

Will give him a break though, hes young, probably star struck too. Most other players came over to say hello and sign things as well.

Is this Harvey Langford? Or Sam McLure?

 
On 17/09/2025 at 18:00, spirit of norm smith said:

“If I was a Melbourne member, I don’t think I’d be happy with the way we’ve arrived at Steven King as our coach."

- Sam McClure

HE CAN FUCCCK OFF !! We would never accept McClure as a member. He’s a genuine piece of trash. Always negative about the Dees … always!!!

Jeez didn’t think you could get away with that on Demonland.


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