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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs North Melbourne

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

[CENSORED} KICKING

why are we so [CENSORED} BAD?

when i resort to caps you know i'm mad 

They can’t handball either.

2 minutes ago, SPC said:

Max might not see the year out. 

Hes playing against probably the best ruckman in the league by a fair mile. He won't be the last to have their colours lowered by Xerri 

 
Just now, Redleg said:

They can’t handball either.

Can't tackle.

6 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Same movie as 2022, 2023, 2024.

Nothing has changed.

Goodwin and his empty promises. So much for the new game plan.

The club has been expecting the backline to win games for us.

Defenders don't kick winning scores.

 


 

Just now, Go Lordie said:

Why doesn't JVR ever lead? Petracca goes down there in Q3, leads and gets a free. JVR waits at the back of the pack, waiting for the big bomb, which he never marks ( he's a two-grabber). Turner leads occasionally, but JVR.....

I think I’ve seen 3 times he’s lead and the kick has gone over his head. We can’t kick to the advantage of our forwards. On top of that it’s a lot of just bombing it high and long. Again. For years.(Forwards also not moving to dangerous places)

1 minute ago, Go Lordie said:

Why doesn't JVR ever lead? Petracca goes down there in Q3, leads and gets a free. JVR waits at the back of the pack, waiting for the big bomb, which he never marks ( he's a two-grabber). Turner leads occasionally, but JVR.....

He's really melted down today. Got the body language of a young Jessie Hogan.

He'll come good once he's elsewhere 

 

Im sorry… but that’s 50.

he isn’t allowed to be there 


Where is the communication from the ump about the mark?

more stupidity. this time petty

we're well and truly cooked

Breaking down all over the ground, clearances out of the middle are few and far between and when we do it is a long bomb into the air, no one down forward can take a contested mark. Ball use off half back is sloppy and just average at best. We look slow and unskillful. Forward line issues have haunted us since the grand final. Long season.


Unfortunately we can't tank because Essendon owns our [censored] this season. Otherwise I would say just play the kids, start building the future.

Thank you Max, May and a couple more vets.

Not sure what to do when you clearly see no care whatsoever from some of our senior players.

Only comfort from this is knowing we’re not a snowball’s chance of challenging this year. It’s the hope that kills you. 

Game over. What a pathetic disappointment.

Time for the proper rebuild.

This is going to be a 10 goal loss 


Petty is such a lazy and not smart footballer. Lever isn’t overly footy smart either. Heck the whole team plays stupid football.

1 hour ago, BAMF said:

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Larkey is a gun

and we are soft as pi** 

Look at the silver lining, after the thumping today Bye Bye Goodwin.


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