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Yikes, I feel for all of you who don’t have a mother as great as mine***
 

 

 

 

 

*** Am hoping this makes it back to her in some way 😁

When personal issues get vented online it can all get pretty undignified very quickly, unfortunately. His GF would have been better served to ignore the comments but she probably knows that now. 

I don't know if he's considering changing clubs but he should definitely consider changing travel agents. His insta profile shows the pair of them enjoying the luxurious Four Seasons in the central Serengeti last September when if they'd stayed in a camp or lodge four hours by road further north they would have witnessed the iconic wildebeest migration crossing the Mara River.  

 
32 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Yikes, I feel for all of you who don’t have a mother as great as mine***

*** Am hoping this makes it back to her in some way 😁

You could give her a hug and tell her.😉

Failing that, Mother's Day will be here soon 😊

8 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

You could give her a hug and tell her.😉

Failing that, Mother's Day will be here soon 😊

Oh she knows alright.


52 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Yikes, I feel for all of you who don’t have a mother as great as mine***

*** Am hoping this makes it back to her in some way 😁

 

9 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Oh she knows alright.

 

5 minutes ago, Wizard of Koz said:

She certainly does.

Wizard, are you DD's Mum ... 😊

7 hours ago, KozzyCan said:

Wtf is with player family members airing their dirty laundry all over facebook?

Bogans.

 

I think it is an irony that in the Luke Jackson thread, the word sobriquet appears…

And it is interesting that the average footballers perspicacious nature explodes when they move home to WA and realise they don’t want to be there.   

I have some friendly advice for posters with sesquipedalian tendencies.

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.


Just now, Demonstone said:

I have some friendly advice for posters with sesquipedalian tendencies.

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

That's easy for you to say 🙂

1 minute ago, Demonstone said:

I have some friendly advice for posters with sesquipedalian tendencies.

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

This guy.... : r/severence

2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

I have some friendly advice for posters with sesquipedalian tendencies.

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

I agree, I prefer monosyllabic utterances.

4 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

This guy.... : r/severence

I was waiting for this to show up!

I think it's fair to say this will be a fairly popular meme for a few years to come.

16 minutes ago, Mike said:

I was waiting for this to show up!

I think it's fair to say this will be a fairly popular meme for a few years to come.

found this series extremely frustrating since the camping trip ep

not a patch on s1


3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

found this series extremely frustrating since the camping trip ep

not a patch on s1

Really meanders, doesn't it?

4 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

disappointingly so

at least it's better than s3 of yellowjackets, which i gave up on after ep 2

S2 of Yellow Jackets annoyed me so much I haven't bothered with season 3. Sounds like I'm not missing much.

Like Ross Lyon I'm onto White Lotus.

4 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

S2 of Yellow Jackets annoyed me so much I haven't bothered with season 3. Sounds like I'm not missing much.

Like Ross Lyon I'm onto White Lotus.

the white lotus is a joy

have you tried the pitt yet? it and invincible are my faves at the moment, although the latter just concluded

 

1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

the white lotus is a joy

have you tried the pitt yet? it and invincible are my faves at the moment, although the latter just concluded

 

Not seen those yet. Will put them on my list!


You cannot bend it both ways. Freo have used the media to their advantage in the last few years, they're coming for you now, deal with it.

 
2 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

doesn't look invested for flagmantle

clearly doesn't wanna play in purple

bring him home to red and blue

Haha, exactly what some said about LJ in 2022.

6 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I have some friendly advice for posters with sesquipedalian tendencies.

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

What u talkin about Wilis 😜😜😜


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