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Sideshow Bob Redleg

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A man and his pet duck walk into the bar and orders 2 beers. The bartender looked concerned about how he was going to pay, so duck said just put it on my Bill

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Rab D Nesbitt
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Latest reports have Prestia also suffering a soft tissue injury on his way to the bar to buy a round. 

Ethan Tremblay
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The “story” is that several AFL players were present at a hotel when a fight broke out at 2am between patrons (who weren’t the players themselves). Mental. 

Whispering_Jack
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It’s a well known fact that many of the Prestia family were originally Melbourne supporters so the reference to wine and a cheese board comes as no surprise whatsoever.

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On 04/01/2025 at 14:22, Grapeviney said:

The best mixed metaphor I’ve seen was on a list of soccer commentary gaffes many years ago: 

Somewhere along the road, the ship ran off the rails. 

Saw this yesterday…

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I think they mean under his belt, or in the kitty. 

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Didn’t want to start a new thread for this - Tigers have shown strong leadership by suspending Balta for 4 AFL matches and 2 pre season matches for his alleged assault

Compare this to the tremendous culture of the Pies with zero punishment for De Goey for being imprisoned in NY for alleged forcible touching and assault 

Passively encouraging assault against women and men. Pathetic and I cannot believe the AFL did not step in. 

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mauriesy Redleg

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1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Didn’t want to start a new thread for this.

 
Hotel Sorrento ... you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
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TRIGON Redleg

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On 06/01/2025 at 16:48, Ghostwriter said:

Saw this yesterday…

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I think they mean under his belt, or in the kitty. 

thank god GIF by The Weekly TV

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DemonOX Trident

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On 06/01/2025 at 15:48, Ghostwriter said:

Saw this yesterday…

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What a great series win by the Aussies. Really stuck it up those arrogant [censored] and sent them home with their tails between their legs. 
 

Best part apart from Boland was a young 19yo living rent free in their heads and their fans. Was bloody hilarious. 

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BLWNBA Mighty Demon

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On 10/01/2025 at 13:22, DubDee said:

Didn’t want to start a new thread for this - Tigers have shown strong leadership by suspending Balta for 4 AFL matches and 2 pre season matches for his alleged assault

Compare this to the tremendous culture of the Pies with zero punishment for De Goey for being imprisoned in NY for alleged forcible touching and assault 

Passively encouraging assault against women and men. Pathetic and I cannot believe the AFL did not step in. 

Somewhat revisionist. Whilst I agree that JDG was dealt with extremely lightly, even in light of the reduced charges in the US, by both the AFL and Collingwood, he was stood down from the AFL program their football program from October 2021 - January 2022, and received a $10,000 fine from the AFL. 

DistrACTION Jackson Redleg

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8 minutes ago, BLWNBA said:

Somewhat revisionist. Whilst I agree that JDG was dealt with extremely lightly, even in light of the reduced charges in the US, by both the AFL and Collingwood, he was stood down from the AFL program their football program from October 2021 - January 2022, and received a $10,000 fine from the AFL. 

But no matches suspended …. So they took the easy way out

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BLWNBA Mighty Demon

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1 hour ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

But no matches suspended …. So they took the easy way out

Don’t disagree, but you can’t state there was ‘zero punishment’ when he was stood down and fined, albeit a farcical response. 

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