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14 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there.

At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly.

We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously.

He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort.

I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

Did he look you in the eye ??

 
Just now, beelzebub said:

Did he look you in the eye ??

No, he blinked a lot as he spoke though.

On 04/06/2025 at 14:52, chookrat said:

Poor form considering tax payers are paying for 30-45% of the cost of facilities owned by private schools through their tax deductable building contributions.

At least one thing Latham got right

 
34 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Did he look you in the eye ??

He had no choice. Hard to not look someone in the eye when they’re all up in your grill.

14 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Should’ve got him to swear he’ll build our home base Ghosty

Priorities, DD. Priorities.

  1. Essendon football club doesn’t exist

  2. Get us a home base


1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Priorities, DD. Priorities.

  1. Essendon football club doesn’t exist

  2. Get us a home base

  1. Stop the frikn leaks!

16 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there.

At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly.

We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously.

He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort.

I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

Was he wearing a blue suit? I could have sworn I was sitting near him on level 1 in the MCC early in the first quarter. Didn't want to annoy him.

20 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

Was he wearing a blue suit? I could have sworn I was sitting near him on level 1 in the MCC early in the first quarter. Didn't want to annoy him.

Nor did I

But I did anyways 😜

He was wearing a blue suit. I’m sure he blended in while in the MCC but he stood out like dog’s proverbials in the cheer squad. If the suit didn’t give him away the wavy bouffant did.

 
17 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there.

At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly.

We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously.

He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort.

I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

Geez your hatred for Ess......... has no depth. That conversation hopefully might put them off from looking at Hird as our next coach🤮 We know what influence you have at the Club!!

  • 2 weeks later...

Hes not wrong

Hes also finishing up at Victorian Chamber of commerce. Have been following him on linkedin , he really is amazingly well connected and loved by the business world. We've got a ripper

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The Last Word | Paul Guerra | 103 comments

Well, my time at the Victorian Chamber is coming to a close These are the "Last Words" in my role Its been a privilege to work with so many wonderful people to drive business in Victoria. I'm very

28 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Worth listening to his SEN interview tonight. Should give us all some confidence - he spoke really well.

28 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Hes not wrong

Hes also finishing up at Victorian Chamber of commerce. Have been following him on linkedin , he really is amazingly well connected and loved by the business world. We've got a ripper

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The Last Word | Paul Guerra | 103 comments

Well, my time at the Victorian Chamber is coming to a close These are the "Last Words" in my role Its been a privilege to work with so many wonderful people to drive business in Victoria. I'm very

Couldn’t resist. Had to give him a welcome to Demonland.

16 minutes ago, Davos said:

Worth listening to his SEN interview tonight. Should give us all some confidence - he spoke really well.

Do you have a link?


40 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Do you have a link?

I listened to him on 3AW and agree he was excellent

I wish Paul Guerra all the best as the new Demons CEO.

Has he started early? It's still only August.

Nevertheless...he has ALOT to do.

But as we all keep saying the number 1# priority is getting our Home Base built at the Caulfield Racecourse!


Six to eight coaching candidates will be assessed (implicitly, but not explicitly, by the panel). One or two recommendations will be taken to the board. Before preliminary final weekend.

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

24 minutes ago, Supreme_Demon said:

I wish Paul Guerra all the best as the new Demons CEO.

Has he started early? It's still only August.

Nevertheless...he has ALOT to do.

But as we all keep saying the number 1# priority is getting our Home Base built at the Caulfield Racecourse!

Clearly, yes, from the 3AW interview, in everything but name - e.g. was an equal partner in the Goodwin decision with his acting counterpart.

 

At least he's hit the ground running. 6 months after they said he would. Fantastic.

1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

Yeah I saw him tonight in the members to. He seemed obliging to stop & talk to people

He came down to our bay at one point and sought me out. He wanted to meet Ryan, our awesome chant-leader who was in the same row. Ryan was busy waving a giant flag (we had just kicked a goal so there was bedlam with giant everythings waving about) so he said, “Please tell Ryan I said hello” and he turned to leave. I said, “Paul! Come in and sit with us!” The poor thing looked horrified 🤣


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