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Jack Viney's best game in a while. It's as if he's been playing with anger at someone or something.

 
1 minute ago, Chook said:

"Sometimes you can look too deeply into a burnt piece of toast and see the face of Jesus."
— Dwayne Russell

Bizarrely this might be the most insightful thing he's ever said.

Derwayne "The Oracled Soothsayer" I"Il think of that with my next culinery cremation

This is one of the most unselfish games the team has played for a while. Everyone is playing their role and no one is trying to be a hero. Fantastic to see. Go the mighty Dees 💪

 

proud of the boys.

for me, this shows how gutter the AFL media is.

I think this is going to be a VERY big pre season and will launch us into #14

lets turn up in big numbers next week

Go Dees


Judd McVee - first AFL goal. Well done Juddster!

Juddy 💪🏻

Also doesn’t this look like a team that just hates everyone and everything 🙄

 

 

was that mcvee's first goal for the club. celebrating like it is


20 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yeah, but overall he has been a solid contributor today!

No doubt. I wasn’t having a crack at him, but you can see it means so much to him and he hates when he makes a mistake. That’s what I meant by ‘he’ll hate the review’.

The only negative is i had a lot of money on us to win under 25pts

I knew we’d respond but not this much!

19 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

ainsworth is the only 'good' player missing from this gc17 line-up

they really are pathetic

Also Precocious, Sexton, Davies, Rosas and maybe Day


Have we been carrying Oliver all year, we look to have so much more run without him out there 


 

Get [censored], a truck would’ve gone through that gap. Gutless arc dude


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