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GAMEDAY: Rd 22 vs Port Adelaide

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Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Marty Hore howler, kick it inside 50 ffs

It always feels like Port spear their kicks and we're just up and under kings.

I can't stand Billings, I swear at least half of his touches are diabolical for our momentum.

 

 

Hore looking out of his depth.

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    1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    Hore having a MARE

    Wasn't the falling over.
    It was a lack of urgency after.

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    1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

    [censored] off you [censored] maggot

    Straight out've the 80's 😂

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    Marty ain’t no monster. Him lost.

    That goal umpire should rack off.

    Standing right next to it and mucks it.

    I wonder how many games have been lost by myopically challenged men like him.

     


    Sub Oliver. Not even bothering to try out there. That last effort sums his game up at the moment.

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    2nd quarter 

    Kozzzy goal 👍🏻 goal 👍🏻

    defence  👍🏻pressure 👍🏻Throlstrup smothers 👍🏻Chandler smothers 👍🏻 tackling 👏McVee defence 👍🏻Petty and Turner marking 👍🏻👍🏻

    McVee to midfield. Looked lost !! 💩moved immediately back to halfback 
    Oliver to backline. - disaster 💩kicks inside 50 💩

    Lever slow !!! 🤯Fritsch handball brain fades 🤯ANB handball 🤯Salem skills 🤯Hore 60 out kick and interception 🤮Hore falls over twice 🤮Clarry poor tackling 

    Edited by spirit of norm smith
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    29 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Oliver needs to be given the rest of the year off, if he is more than 70% fit then I own a Ferrari.
     

    His hand. Tentative going for a rolling ground ball. So unlike him.


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