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Conspiracy theory for this week

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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It’s in the AFL’s interest for the Bulldogs to lose this week to  open up the eight for a number of teams and subsequently increase revenue.

it’s interesting that 2 of the most senior and experienced umpires will be officiating… just sayin’

If we’re finally given a good run by the umpires, you heard the theory here first if we win

 

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    Been thinking the same thing

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    Dees magnet ball game

    Melbourne 28.7-175 def Bulldogs 12.5-77

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    59 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Dees magnet ball game

    Melbourne 28.7-175 def Bulldogs 12.5-77

    Can I have a glass of whatever your having,

    I need the positivity.

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    Donald Trump is that you??

    The doggies are very capable of [censored] the bed on their own 

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    2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    Can I have a glass of whatever your having,

    I need the positivity.

    Enjoy Refuel GIF by Mecanicus

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    Joe Rogan would be impressed with this thread.

     

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Where’s Razor?

    Umpiring in the Western Region Football League this week.  He'll be little Ray of Sunshine.

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    11 hours ago, joeboy said:

    It’s in the AFL’s interest for the Bulldogs to lose this week to  open up the eight for a number of teams and subsequently increase revenue.

    it’s interesting that 2 of the most senior and experienced umpires will be officiating… just sayin’

    If we’re finally given a good run by the umpires, you heard the theory here first if we win

     

    My MFCSS tells me the most experienced umpires have been selected to bury us. Just like they picked incompetent maggots last week to miss that obvious 50m penalty and Toby Greene staging for a free in front of goal by dropping the knees. They’re always out to get us.

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    13 hours ago, DubDee said:

    Donald Trump is that you??

    The doggies are very capable of [censored] the bed on their own 

    Why is the word "wetting" censored?  Or was it something else? 🤫

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    I suspect #FreekickBulldogs will be in full tonight. 28-11. 4 goals from frees to Naughton and JUH; 2 from 50's with a real distance of 135m.

    4 throwing free against Oliver; 0 against Libba. 

    :D

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    12 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    Why is the word "wetting" censored?  Or was it something else? 🤫

    Maybe schizer💩ing the bed 🤣

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    I withdraw my theory .. the umpiring is as insipid as ever 

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    10 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    I suspect #FreekickBulldogs will be in full tonight. 28-11. 4 goals from frees to Naughton and JUH; 2 from 50's with a real distance of 135m.

    4 throwing free against Oliver; 0 against Libba. 

    :D

    Lotto numbers, please 

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    On 01/08/2024 at 19:10, joeboy said:

    If we’re finally given a good run by the umpires, you heard the theory here first if we win

     

    There's you're problem right there

    "Free kick Bulldogs!!!"

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