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3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

They’re coming off a 5 day break, so if we don’t completely [censored] the bed in the third quarter we could over run them in the last. Could being the operative word here, as they could also kick straight for goal and win by 15 goals. 

Hell might freeze over

 

We have been gifted with only being 3 goals down, I wonder if we’ll make anything of that…

 

 

Just now, YearOfTheDees said:

But their not and leaves the door open.

So I hear.

How's the animosity towards the club and the players on this thread... 🫠

Edited by Engorged Onion

 
6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

They’re coming off a 5 day break, so if we don’t completely [censored] the bed in the third quarter we could over run them in the last. Could being the operative word here, as they could also kick straight for goal and win by 15 goals. 

I'll take B for $150


2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Jack Viney a massive five disposals. 

Kozzie with two.

Petty ...it's ok we can trade him.

Too many passengers in this team.

Fritta well done.

Max ditto but they need help.

Oliver bog for us with only TEN touches.

Umps horrible won't reward any of our tackles that actually stick.

 

Oliver BOG for us?

TMAC and JVR are busting their guts.

Oliver's disposal has been worse than normal.

2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Where too?

Down Back

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10 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

English unlucky. [censored] off BT. The albino llama didn’t handball correctly and should’ve been penalized like Gawn was in 1st qtr. Peanut

He 100% looks like a llama....now I can't unsee it 

7 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

What is going on Rivers?
 

 

I'd look at Kozzie.

He is so inconsistent.


33 minutes ago, bing181 said:

Ridiculous and superficial. How many of those 14 are fit and in form? Would be lucky if it was half of them. Gawn, Viney, Oliver, Petty, Bowey all well under where they were in that premiership.

And how many Perth Grand Finals players does Footscray have?

3 possessions- Chandler, Petty, Woey, Throlstrup  💩💩💩

Viney 5 possessions 🤮🤮

Kozzzy 2 possessions 🤮🤮

all need to lift ffs

Goody needs to roar right now 

lion GIF

6 players with 3 or less disposals. Any chance Pickett and Chandler can do anything useful? 

Our small half forwards need to show up in the second half.

Taj, Melksham and Chandler almost completely ineffective so far.

Footscray's profligacy in front of the sticks is keeping the Dees in it. They may well tire and the Dees can snatch a win!


14 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

English unlucky. [censored] off BT. The albino llama didn’t handball correctly and should’ve been penalized like Gawn was in 1st qtr. Peanut

Double post

Edited by Deefensive Language
Double post

There is no way that the Langdon tackle on English should be considered excessive force.

2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Oliver BOG for us?

TMAC and JVR are busting their guts.

Oliver's disposal has been worse than normal.

There are three players out there for us who are even getting their hands on the pill.

Oliver

Max

Langdon

We are being smashed by the dogs with fifty less possessions.

Sure Olivers tackling is woeful but he's at least getting his hands on it.

We have ten players with five or less disposals at half time.

 
3 minutes ago, Deefensive Language said:

He 100% looks like a llama....now I can't unsee it 

Llama Alpaca GIF by Real Housewives Of Cheshire


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