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Mmm, everyone notice how good the hi-def video slow mos are in the Olympics.

The tech is available but nope.

Put a fork in us!

80 Point thrashing coming up


Oliver to be managed or Casey.

His disposal work is terrible and decision making even worse.

We genuinely should be 50 points down.

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How the [censored] are they walking thru every tackle? Are we made of paper?

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3 minutes ago, Demon Jack said:

What's happened to our tackling over the last month or two? It feels as though opposition players break out of them way too easily.

We are reacting.

So many tackles where we are moving towards a dog's player.

Easy to step around or shake.

And not low enough...easy to shrug.

Our tackles tonight have been so bloody soft it's embarrassing.

18 minutes ago, DubDee said:

weโ€™ve touched it 14 times and have 7 scoring shots againstย 

Deplorable


Clarry doesnโ€™t want to be out there. Missed tackles, overrunning the football, just getting rid of it at all costs. Heโ€™s a liability. Wouldโ€™ve much rathered seen Kynan Brown get a gig. Desperate for tackles that stick atm

So much dumb footy, after the slow play finally worked we went back to max speed stuff.

Weโ€™ve got a young backline and a midfield that canโ€™t run. Slow down and play some tempo.ย 


Just now, Jaded No More said:

How the [censored] are they walking thru every tackle? Are we made of paper?

Yeah unlike us. ย 

Oliver a shadow of himself. Sad to see, end of the season can't come soon enough for him.

I hope Binman can finally stop the delusion and accept this season is a bust.

Looking forward to March 2025.


Goody needs to put a [censored] big rocket up em at the huddle. I want the towels rushed out after to wipe the spray off. I can forgive some play but this is not good enough.
No wonder [censored] all rocked up last week.ย 

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Itโ€™s like we donโ€™t want to get suspended from tackling them.ย 
Just get in there FFS


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