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NON-MFC: Round 18

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Pies now with 8 wins from 17 games

Missing finals is a real chance

 
Just now, dees189227 said:

I know it makes you ill that a filth player will pass him. I'd say a concussion then at least that a week.

Trac was behind crisp as the next in line

Crisp has already surpassed Ooze who was second. For that alone I wish for a concussion.

That he’s a filth player is bad enough, that he’s also a slimy piece of [censored] just makes the whole thing harder to take.

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Complete lack of last quarter heroics from the Pies. Suck it up McCrae, you [censored].


17 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I'm in Palau. Kayo won't let me log in.

Am I missing anything?

You know that team you despise with every fibre of your being? They ain’t singing their dumb-@rse song tonight. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

cats look a lot better without hawkins

And so much better with Danger, BOG tonight

 
7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Crisp has already surpassed Ooze who was second. For that alone I wish for a concussion.

That he’s a filth player is bad enough, that he’s also a slimy piece of [censored] just makes the whole thing harder to take.

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Yep he'll never be the decent human that Jim was

Hilarious this week on First Crack, they will all have to wind in their Geelong is finished comments.


🎶 Oh the premiership’s a cakewalk 🎶


HUGE LOLZ 😂😂😂

Pies have the lions Swans away and Blues to come

 put a fork in them!


No roaming BT tonight

Crying BT takes its place

suck on a fat one commentators

Assuming 13 wins is the cut off to make finals, Collingwood have to go 4-2 from here to make it.

They have Hawthorn, Richmond, Carlton, Sydney, Brisbane and us.

If they can beat Hawthorn and Richmond, then find one win from their next three...they could well be playing in Round 24 for a finals spot. Whilst we could, easily, be playing for one as well. 

Having said that, on their current form they'd be no certainty to beat Hawthorn whilst I can't currently see them getting anywhere near Carlton, Sydney or Brisbane. 

A sobering thought.

Since beating Carlton by a goal in Round 8, Collingwood's only wins in the subsequent 10 weeks have been against West Coast, Adelaide and North Melbourne (two of which were by a kick and were affected by controversial late free kicks)...

Oh, and us by six goals.

I just want us to knock them out of the 8 in the last game and give it to their supporters about one hit wonders 

40 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Hilarious this week on First Crack, they will all have to wind in their Geelong is finished comments.

Now imagine a Melbourne v Geelong Grand Final. 

It would be the ultimate decider of the best team post Tigers, with 2 flags and a claim to being a "dynasty"

Would be a hilarious turn of events given the media [censored] show and writing off of both clubs this year, while Sydney and Carlton were up the top seemingly untouchable. 

Collingwood coming out of this era with only the one flag would be best possible result.

Ah dreams

 

 

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47 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

And so much better with Danger, BOG tonight

Yeah DANGER a TRUE Champion  NO DOUBT.. Fakecos a front running no contested possesions apparition! OH and has NEVER TAKEN A CONTESTED MARK IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER! Nuff said!

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28 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Assuming 13 wins is the cut off to make finals, Collingwood have to go 4-2 from here to make it.

They have Hawthorn, Richmond, Carlton, Sydney, Brisbane and us.

If they can beat Hawthorn and Richmond, then find one win from their next three...they could well be playing in Round 24 for a finals spot. Whilst we could, easily, be playing for one as well. 

Having said that, on their current form they'd be no certainty to beat Hawthorn whilst I can't currently see them getting anywhere near Carlton, Sydney or Brisbane. 

I so want them to go 0–6.

Excellent Result 

the Filth Army will be blubbering 

Death to them all

never Forget 2023

 
57 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

cats look a lot better without hawkins

Let's hope he is back for the finals!

Happy that Collingwood lost. But Geelong are like a terd that won’t flush. 

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