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17 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Why? Because we are four points away from sitting fifth on the ladder?

The main issue is our ugly percentage. Had we kept it somewhat decent, around 110%, things could look very different.

 
7 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

The main issue is our ugly percentage. Had we kept it somewhat decent, around 110%, things could look very different.

We are one good delivery of a trashing away from having a good percentage again. Things turn quickly.

No point looking at how other teams are going to see if we can make the 8. 

if we win a couple I’ll start looking

 

Good to see WC saving their energy for next week

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19 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

We are one good delivery of a trashing away from having a good percentage again. Things turn quickly.

It’s a real bugger we lost on Friday. We would have  need to only go 4-4 to make finals if that had occurred. Now we need to go 5-3 and a few results fall our way. Definitely need to win the next 2 otherwise we’ll have to either beat Suns away, Freo away or the Pies in the last round. Dogs at Marvel also won’t be easy. 


1 hour ago, Demonsone said:

Book your September holiday as can’t see us making finals 

I hope you and your misery have a great holiday. But why wait for September?

1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Why? Because we are four points away from sitting fifth on the ladder?

Based on current form who will drop out of the 8? Port is probably the most vulnerable, we play Essendon, dockers , port & pies in the 8 & suns, gws, dogs above us fighting also for a top 8 spot 

 

Oh dear. Methinks they were so busy concentrating on spelling his surname correctly they neglected to check his first name…

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Ch$t Kilda have had a messiah complex for 50 years. Ross is just another one in the conga line of false prophets.


I'm surprised they knew how to write '100'.

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7 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Based on current form who will drop out of the 8? Port is probably the most vulnerable, we play Essendon, dockers , port & pies in the 8 & suns, gws, dogs above us fighting also for a top 8 spot 

i expect bombers and cats to miss finals  both terribly out of form  Port maybe

not sure we will take one of the spots though. we do play better against good teams so i’m happy to play decent sides

4 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Ch$t Kilda have had a messiah complex for 50 years. Ross is just another one in the conga line of false prophets.

If Trump can make a comeback, maybe Grant Thomas is next?

34 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Can’t wait for another week of the media’s love affair with Carlton.

Just doing what HQ mandates 


19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Oh dear. Methinks they were so busy concentrating on spelling his surname correctly they neglected to check his first name…

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The filth cheer squad needs to finish skool 🤣

23 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Based on current form who will drop out of the 8? Port is probably the most vulnerable, we play Essendon, dockers , port & pies in the 8 & suns, gws, dogs above us fighting also for a top 8 spot 

 

15 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i expect bombers and cats to miss finals  both terribly out of form  Port maybe

not sure we will take one of the spots though. we do play better against good teams so i’m happy to play decent sides


Vulnerable - Port, Ess, Cats, Pies

 

25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Oh dear. Methinks they were so busy concentrating on spelling his surname correctly they neglected to check his first name…

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I imagine Isaac is just happy they didn’t call him Isack.

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

He'll be back to channel 9 in 6 months

He has the full support of the board. 
Just like Ratts….and Harvey…


How the [censored] did we lose to WC bloody appalling performance by us. 
 

Back in round 2, if someone said to you outside the MCG after the game that Hawthorn would be equal on wins with Melbourne at round 16, you would’ve called the police on them.

 

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