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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I actually do keep a baseball bat by my front door and a cricket bat by my bed. My son thinks itโ€™s hilarious that I provide weapons for home invaders so as they donโ€™t have to byo.

Also, are duffle coats even still a thing??!

Don't worry i won't tell anyone WC.ย  I like how you're being so innocent and coy though.ย  Right up to the last minute.

Just remember to fully rip that secret seam open before leaping over the fence and swing from the bleachers yeh!

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16 minutes ago, praha said:

They have some tickets now. I secured a ticket but reach out as they're looking to sell quickly.

Thanks for the tip ย - have just emailed them.

4 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Don't worry i won't tell anyone WC.ย  I like how you're being so innocent and coy though.ย  Right up to the last minute.

Just remember to fully rip that secret seam open before leaping over the fence and swing from the bleachers yeh!

I loved my duffle coat!ย 

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19 minutes ago, praha said:

They have some tickets now. I secured a ticket but reach out as they're looking to sell quickly.

Why did you keep saying that they sold out?

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I feel sick about this, would love to see us win but after last weeks debacle I have little faith.

Hope to see us at least play with some run and energyโ€ฆ.have looked pretty flat this season apart from some decent patchesย 

2 hours ago, loges said:

Who's paying for the bail and the fine ?

I'm sure we could all pass the hat and soften the blow( not on Maynard of course,).

I'm not sure the lads will go after Maynard today. It will be interesting to see what will happen. Have they been given directions to just play the ball or will Goody use the incident to rev them up?

There is the distinct possibility we will be sidetracked by the Maynard thing but it will probably be worth it. A blokes career was stolen from him so it warrants recompense. My monies on JV or JvR and a rare outburst from CP.ย 

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16 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I'm sure we could all pass the hat and soften the blow( not on Maynard of course,).

I'm not sure the lads will go after Maynard today. It will be interesting to see what will happen. Have they been given directions to just play the ball or will Goody use the incident to rev them up?

There is the distinct possibility we will be sidetracked by the Maynard thing but it will probably be worth it. A blokes career was stolen from him so it warrants recompense. My monies on JV or JvR and a rare outburst from CP.ย 

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I wouldve played May forward today on Mayturd.

Fullo in for Petty.

JVR in for Hunter.

Turner down back but off the bench to cover the Rivers role when he's pushed into the middle.

Tommo stays in to play the May role.

This needed to be a statement game in more ways than one.

"We should've smoked em" needs to be followed up with actions on the field.

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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I'm sure we could all pass the hat and soften the blow( not on Maynard of course,).

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Suit yourself!


Go Deeโ€™s. ย Just go out there do it for the jumper, your personal pride, Neale, the blue beanie, the Demon Army, all Demonlanders and the rest of our supporter base, and for the good of our great game itself!

57 minutes ago, praha said:

They have some tickets now. I secured a ticket but reach out as they're looking to sell quickly.

Thanks for the tip-off, got 3 tix!

39 minutes ago, Bowserpower said:

Why did you keep saying that they sold out?

Itโ€™s the afl Bowser!

12 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

Go Deeโ€™s. ย Just go out there do it for the jumper, your personal pride, Neale, the blue beanie, the Demon Army, all Demonlanders and the rest of our supporter base, and for the good of our great game itself!

And me!

3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

A 5 point win today guys after a great contested pack mark by Petty (over the top of Maynard) and a 45m goal kicked after the siren. Happy days!

And drops a knee into the back of the p...s head


encountered a magpie on the fence during our morning dog walk. Took one look at us and scarpered.ย  Fly! you black and white talisman of all things wrong in the world!!! Fly!!!!

5 hours ago, Rocknroll said:

Go dees. My dream last night was that we kicked it high to moore all day.ย ย 

Nostradamus over here

Collingwood are injury riddled and we are playing with zero injuries to our best 22.

Should only be one outcome...but??

weโ€™ll be down by 1 point with 5 seconds left.ย 

Ricky Petterd will come from the bench and MARK that ball in the square!

2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Collingwood are injury riddled and we are playing with zero injuries to our best 22.

Should only be one outcome...but??

Lever not in your best 22?

I still understand your point tho. We should win today. No excuses.ย 


1 hour ago, kozzyisalegend said:

Must tag Nick daicosย 

But Goodwin hates a tag

Sidebottom always kills us, shut down him and Nick Daicos and they won't have much more firepower.

1 hour ago, kozzyisalegend said:

But Goodwin hates a tag

not sure tagging Goodwin would help their cause but it would be fun to watch!

Beautiful day. Perfect for footy.

No rain, no injuries, no excuses.

come on dees. you can do this.

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If anyone is driving in, avoid the eastern fwy. From Springvale Rd to Elgar Rd inbound is closed due to a collisionย 

1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Sidebottom always kills us, shut down him and Nick Daicos and they won't have much more firepower.

Daicos is a much bigger threat than sidebottom


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