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3 minutes ago, Seraph said:

I think I can find better things to do today than watch this garbage.

Good luck everyone.

Thank goodness I have to leave for work 

When you've got arguably the best ruckman in the history of the game and multiple generally considered elite midfielders and you sit 11th for clearances, it's either by design or something is seriously wrong. 

 

 

The last thing we needed to happen just happened. Watch Freo turn it into a bog hole now 

3 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

Goody likes to be best mates with all the players and it's generally a good thing, but far out these players need a good old fashioned spray. they're far too good to be making stupid mistakes so consistently 

I'd drop five of them. But we don't have anyone to really replace them with. The fact McAdam keeps getting games is proof of this.


1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Surely woewodin offers more than McAdam or hunter or maybe even chandler 

Yep, plus get JEFFO IN

Oliver needs to sit the rest of the season out and work what the f...is wrong with himself

 

 

We have poor skills and no leg speed. When our defensive pressure is off, we are a bottom 4 side

3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Midfield getting absolutely smashed around the ground as usual.

But no, according to the clueless Binman it's not the midfield issue 😅

Nah, this was a loading week, just overdid the training to make sure we’re good for the September we probably won’t be playing in.


2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Best opening quarter by Freo all year. Tell me this is not the most Melbourne thing to give up. Just embarrassing. 

This has been a Goodwin trait ever year bar 2021. Teams always seem to have "their best quarter for the season" against us.

4 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Cripps level time

Daicos time

Everyone else gets pinged 

Our core players are no longer consistently impacting games. They float in and out of games and even get beaten by their direct opponents now. The best teams have stars who always dominate. Our stars are fading sadly.

Q1

Poor first qtr. poor turnovers  Slow  slow slow

Turnovers.  It’s lazy play. Rivers. Bowey. Sparrow.  Invited Freo in . Waiting for our mistakes  - mistakes mistakes  more mistakes 

Langdon  not ever chasing  

McAdam could not kick 30 metre !!! 

Sparrow fumbles. Fumbles. 
ANB fumbles. Fumbles. 
Oliver pick it up  

Oliver in middle  free free  turns kicks it 20 metres sideways and not attack  !! Lazy - why not attack !!! 

Pickett. Forget the left foot when you are free.  Grubber to nothing !!  

WHATS NEEDED … SIMPLE SO [censored] SIMPLE 

MOVE THE BALL QUICKLY 

ATTACK NOT SUDEWAYS 

NOT 7 HANDBALLS TO TURNOVER - so 2011!!!

coaching tips from Desanto

play the percentages 

Take territory into forward 50

kick to field position - not wide 

Quick decision making 

👏👏👏👏


Just now, DeeSpencer said:

Nah, this was a loading week, just overdid the training to make sure we’re good for the September we probably won’t be playing in.

He'll find every excuse under the sun.

Delusion as they come.

5 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Before the match I asked "what could go wrong?"

It started

4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Midfield getting absolutely smashed around the ground as usual.

But no, according to the clueless Binman it's not the midfield issue 😅

According to Binman, 99 problems but the midfield ain’t one 🤣

Getting absolutely smashed in the middle. We will lose every game this year to teams who have a decent midfield.

5 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

McAdam couldn’t make the distance the last 2 weeks but that was put down to learning the Melbourne system.

This! Bump


4 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Hope our day is not merde 

 

Just now, At the break of Gawn said:

According to Binman, 99 problems but the midfield ain’t one 🤣

Getting absolutely smashed in the middle. We will lose every game this year to teams who have a decent midfield.

He's delusional. 

About as good as his excuse of loading the past few year to no advantage.

Everyone else can see its a midfield issue except him.

 
7 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Why is the worst handball team in the league insisting on over using handball?

Yes yes yes. Handball into trouble. So 2011!!! Overhandballing again. Goodwin is fuc-Jed as a coach. 

Way too many purple Guernsey around the stands for a Dees home game. 😬


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