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I did not pick them but, come on kangas 

beat the bummers 

 

Looking forward to Scotts press conference, wonder who he’ll blame this week, probably the AFL for scheduling his mob for playing in Darwin 

18 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Or better yet Collingwood.

As much as I despise Collingwood, they are a rung below my hatred for Essendon and Geelong. The smugness puts them on their own tier. Carlton are creeping into that bracket too 

 
10 minutes ago, Billy said:

Looking forward to Scotts press conference, wonder who he’ll blame this week, probably the AFL for scheduling his mob for playing in Darwin 

Against us they were off.

Against Port he ranted about the umpires.

Scott bingo.

What will his excuse be in this presser?

I'm picking schedule. Conditions are tough.


The arrogance of resting Hawkins and others when Cameron is out

They seriously thought they would still win

that was so much fun watching that

Well, Geelong got flogged. Can’t imagine there isn’t a very good reason.

NOT AN EXCUSE, ITS NOT AN EXCUSE

But I do wonder the reason for it… illness, distracting troubadours, whatever it may be… 

BUT DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT THESE ARE EXCUSES

These Geelong people will attack you upside the head with reams of public money.

Public 

Money

Stand Up Comedy GIF by The Ed Sullivan Show

Can Geelong play in Darwin every year??

 

Did the Cats tank?

Cameron and Danger injured and then…

Hawkins, Duncan, Stanley rested

 

At the ‘G and we’re Robbo and Phil Ceberano’s groupies 😅 Probs annoying the sch!tt outta everyone else since we don’t have indoor voices. In between songs I went to the stage to tell Robbo the wonderful news that is the final score of tonight’s match. Celebration time! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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45 minutes ago, binman said:

Against us they were off.

Against Port he ranted about the umpires.

Scott bingo.

What will his excuse be in this presser?

I'm picking schedule. Conditions are tough.

“How outrageous asking the Cats to play on an oval shaped oval 2 of the last 3 weeks, all whilst this mystery illness* runs through the club.
We clearly need the state government to fund a MCG shaped and sized oval close to KP for us to train on otherwise it just isn’t fair”
*aka old age. 

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1 hour ago, rpfc said:

 

But I do wonder the reason for it… illness, distracting troubadours, 

Lol, word of the weekend!!!

👏


1 hour ago, binman said:

Against us they were off.

Against Port he ranted about the umpires.

Scott bingo.

What will his excuse be in this presser?

I'm picking schedule. Conditions are tough.

I love to pile on Geelong, but Chris Scott's post match interview last week was great.

6 hours ago, Billy said:

Looking forward to Scotts press conference, wonder who he’ll blame this week, probably the AFL for scheduling his mob for playing in Darwin 

He’s got a case. It’s the second time in 32 years.

7 hours ago, Dodos Demons said:

Chris Scott under the pump in the press conference wearing one of the Cats style headbands.

His aftermatch speech was written weeks ago. He will roll out "We had an off night". No acknowledge to the team that beat them.

7 hours ago, 640MD said:

Why do you all like jee-long getting thrashed. I don’t understand 

Surprised you even asked that Rob. Haha

 

6 hours ago, DubDee said:

Did the Cats tank?

Cameron and Danger injured and then…

Hawkins, Duncan, Stanley rested

 

Where's Anderson from the AFL when you want him. Tanking??? Hmmmm


7 hours ago, binman said:

This has now actually become a pretty big game for us. 

Cats could end up losing 10% plus. Say we add 3 or 4%.

We finish tge round equal points with the cats, and 13% plus clear.

And the blues play the swans at the scg.

The blues are also on 24 points but are only on 109%

If the blues lose, we could be a game and 15% plus clear of them.

That's a big gap for the blues to fall behind us 

Dogs beating the giants would be the cherry on top.

As disappointing as last weeks 1pt loss was, the next best thing is to save % in this ever so close comp. We’ve done it twice, Lions and Blues. 

Cats have a good run and probably still top 4 side with good amount of GMHBA games so likely 15 to 16 wins at least. 😭😭

 

Chris Scott.  He’s a sore sore loser.  That’s a fact.  

1 hour ago, MT64 said:

His aftermatch speech was written weeks ago. He will roll out "We had an off night". No acknowledge to the team that beat them.

Surprised you even asked that Rob. Haha

 

In the next life. I intend being a stand up comedian,  just practicing the lines.

and we are both getting closer each day.

 

What a great start to the weekend only one or two better.

talking football of course 

8 hours ago, DubDee said:

The arrogance of resting Hawkins and others when Cameron is out

They seriously thought they would still win

that was so much fun watching that

Hawkins was always out as they said earlier.

They want him to break the club games record at home next week rather than Darwin and they know the conditions wouldn’t have suited him.


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