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Can the umpires actually pay a htb just once?

 

1st quarter 

pathetic 

zero score 

overhandballing in the wet 

Petracca so so bad 

Goodwin lets Walsh run free. 15 possessions 

Dees 9 more handballs. 21 less possessions 

frees 8 to 2 blues way 

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5 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Yeah but Petty every single time finds a way to drag himself and his opponent to a one on one contest, just work with the space!

We seemed really Fritsch focussed in our entries in the first. 

 

Any chance we can actually pin the ball in a tackle? Or hit a target inside 50?

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In 6 years I have never seen Viney/Trac/Clarry play this poorly week after week


 

4 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Anyone else feel like the fixturers are sipping on champagne right now?  🍾 

On their fourth bottle


game plan not exactly excelling tonight

I suppose one can excuse it by saying they're kicking straight. The problem is we've kicked nothing whatsoever

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

In 6 years I have never seen Viney/Trac/Clarry play this poorly week after week

Careful,  someone will bombard you with stats claiming the opposite.

Sparrows disposal is awful .

2 minutes ago, Hardley Benial said:

Nar we've got this.

The umpies will look at their score cards and even up the frees by half time.

Otherwise # 22 won't umpire next week

They always umpire next week

We’re winning inside 50s 16 to 12 and we don’t have a single score. Are you actually kidding me. This is pathetic.


 

We are heat breakers 

all that work for literally nothing

How have we gone all this time without scoring anything? 

Getting massacred now. 

Yeah this isn't Carlton playing well. We are ball watching.


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