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Loving how Port are playing Stewart. He canโ€™t cope with the attention.

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This game is crazy. But you always feel Geelong can come back.

Gutsy call by Scott to pull the sub call in the 2nd term & get a young mid on

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My absolute pet hate is when a crowd boos a former player who was TRADED BY THE CLUB!ย 

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2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

This game is crazy. But you always feel Geelong can come back.

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And if they do, the umps will get em home

Is Hawkinsโ€™ only job now to argue with the umpire?

Iโ€™m nominating for the draft if thatโ€™s all it takes. Iโ€™m a natural.


โ€œEvery shot on goal for Geeling from here on in is importantโ€.ย 
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Why donโ€™t these deadsh!ts ever opt for silence?ย 

1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Is Hawkinsโ€™ only job now to argue with the umpire?

Iโ€™m nominating for the draft if thatโ€™s all it takes. Iโ€™m a natural.

Donโ€™t forget the pre game oiling session. If he isnโ€™t dripping in baby oil he canโ€™t play.ย 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Donโ€™t forget the pre game oiling session. If he isnโ€™t dripping in baby oil he canโ€™t play.ย 

He doesnโ€™t wash or shower before games after inseminating the Heffers on the farm. I hear the Heffers are thankful he lubes up.ย 

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Port always liable to choke

2 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

He doesnโ€™t wash or shower before games after inseminating the Heffers on the farm. I hear the Heffers are thankful he lubes up.ย 

Ouch.

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Or, on second thoughts,...

Not?


not sure about his character but willie rioli is a very good football player


1 minute ago, Stevienic23 said:

*very dumb

Dumb, and dumber.

2 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

Brad Close. The man should be a MFC life member

I think of that moment every time I watch him play. ๐Ÿ˜


Rioli undisciplined sniper

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

I think of that moment every time I watch him play. ๐Ÿ˜

Same. Love the bloke. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Im telling ya.

And youโ€™re dead right. Time to tune into the other match now.ย 

28 minutes ago, Brownie said:

And if they do, the umps will get em home

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3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Here come the umpiresย 

3 quick goals to the maggots.


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