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GAMEDAY: Rd 08 vs Geelong

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I'm having 'Nam flashbacks to the 2023 semi final.

Just goes to show you defence doesn't win premierships. 

But it will give you a chance 

 

Let’s see if that absolute donkey Brereton can keep a straight face if he again claims that Geelong are kicking themselves out of it.

Losing momentum off our own boot now. So disappointing. 


 

Flukey [censored]


We're done

Goodwin... Can you teach kicking skills?

And just like that.

We are own worst enemy at times.

Same old problem.

When will we ever fix it 

 


Disco Turner last week: Saturday Night Fever

Disco Turner this week: Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

We’re done. They are running over us. 

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

We have gone back to panic inside fifties.

The whole game has been panic in front of goals.

We are dominating the game and throwing it in the bin.


Just now, ElDiablo14 said:

Goodwin... Can you teach kicking skills?

you're ready to start bashing goodwin because the players are missing regulation set shots.

i know you don't like goodwin but this is 100% on the players

What a wasted wasted quarter going to cost us the game been all over them and just wasted it 

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1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Goodwin... Can you teach kicking skills?

The choco academy of kicking has a class full of dunces

Yep called it they will be in front I’m out can’t watch this frustrating [censored] any longer need to go before I smash the tv, cats will win easy 


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