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9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Chocco gonna tear a few new ones during the half time break

or maybe should be worried about his job? what do they coach these blokes?

 

Petty looks as if he's already signed up elsewhere. He shouldn't be playing. Maybe he isn't a fwd.

Don't know what's going on with Viney and Tracca.

Sparrow never really dominates.

Billings back to Casey.

I don't mind losing but not like this. Richmond are terrible but we are letting them win from just lazy and poor efforts.

When have we played this badly before.

Even if we win there needs to be a microscope on this match.

I'm sorry but we are not top four contenders. Im not even confident we are final eight after that half. 

 

7 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Yze knows it’s pressure that beats Melbourne 

What happened to our skills ?

Imagine if we played a good side tonight like Geelong ? Would it be a 100 point drubbing.

Maybe last week wasn’t an abomination?

That may be the case but most of our errors have come from disposals that are under no pressure at all. Simple basics of the game. 

 

Is Petty anywhere near fit enough, looks miles off it. 

10 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Yze has put together a game plan against us & it's working.

He knows how our players operate & being around Melbourne knows he we can also crumble 

And what about Mini for the tigers? Can he offer up anything?

Not an excuse IMO, we are bog ordinary.  


Kick it to someone in a Dees jumper please. That would be lovely. Thank you. 
Time for a whiskey. 

1 minute ago, Golly123 said:

Stay Staunch. Keep the faith.

I think we have found out all we need to know tbh.

We won’t be contending unless we do a complete 180.

8 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Yze knows it’s pressure that beats Melbourne 

What happened to our skills ?

Imagine if we played a good side tonight like Geelong ? Would it be a 100 point drubbing.

Maybe last week wasn’t an abomination?

What pressure, most of the turn overs are under none, make you wonder wth they are thinking out there

 

You can forget about top 4 if we lose this one.

Richmond are on. I'll take 4pts if we can overcome the pressure. It's a great game of footy.


Top excuses for that half of "football"

1 Too long between games (weve got rusty)

2. Ground too dry, we read the weather forecast and they said it would rain

3. Jumper clash, confused by the similarities in the colours

4. Not used to playing on Wednesday night

5. Cant hear our team cause the crowds too big

9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Chocco gonna tear a few new ones during the half time break

How do you explain the first quarter misses? Easy set shots. I honestly don’t rate Choccos goal kicking coaching.

Assume it is blowing a gale! Only reason i can think that you miss 15 metre kicks!

Got the binos in Clarry's hand. I'd love to see it looks good but I'd be basing that on nothing but a doctorate of sight

Edited by layzie

2 minutes ago, Golly123 said:

Richmond are on. I'll take 4pts if we can overcome the pressure. It's a great game of footy.

Or win.

Dunstalls full of it but summed is up perfectly..... malaise.


13 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I don’t even know what position Petty is playing. I don’t think he knows. 

Or cares


Petty in defence? Is the forward experiment over?

 

If we can get a first round pick for Petty we grab it and run


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