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Posted
5 minutes ago, BDA said:

Got me. Read the title and was ready to type a furious post 

I went through the five stages of grief while waiting for the page to load.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, Nasher said:

I went through the five stages of grief while waiting for the page to load.

I was going to say Tasmanian home games but that seemed too unrealistic now. 


Posted
11 minutes ago, forever demons said:

you [censored] I nearly had a heart attack

I’m sure the club would have arranged cheap package deals. 

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26 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I’m sure the club would have arranged cheap package deals. 

to the Alfred for a heart attack

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just told my son his favourite basketball player got traded. when he started crying i said April fools!

😬

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Posted
2 hours ago, BDA said:

Got me. Read the title and was ready to type a furious post 

Ditto.

To bear fair to me I clicked on it after 12.


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This morning I told my wife that I fell in love with a beautiful Thai lady on our family trip back to Samui in Aug last year. I told her that I want a divorce so I can actually be happy, work remotely in Phuket and start a new life, because I deserve that at the very least. 

She stormed off and went to work in tears with our kids in the car.

I am still waiting to build up the courage to drop the April fools text. I was going to wait until dinner tonight but that might be a touch cruel.

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Posted
42 minutes ago, Wizard of Koz said:

This morning I told my wife that I fell in love with a beautiful Thai lady on our family trip back to Samui in Aug last year. I told her that I want a divorce so I can actually be happy, work remotely in Phuket and start a new life, because I deserve that at the very least. 

She stormed off and went to work in tears with our kids in the car.

I am still waiting to build up the courage to drop the April fools text. I was going to wait until dinner tonight but that might be a touch cruel.

On you if she doesn't come back

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47 minutes ago, Wizard of Koz said:

This morning I told my wife that I fell in love with a beautiful Thai lady on our family trip back to Samui in Aug last year. I told her that I want a divorce so I can actually be happy, work remotely in Phuket and start a new life, because I deserve that at the very least. 

She stormed off and went to work in tears with our kids in the car.

I am still waiting to build up the courage to drop the April fools text. I was going to wait until dinner tonight but that might be a touch cruel.

Wow


Posted
6 hours ago, Wizard of Koz said:

This morning I told my wife that I fell in love with a beautiful Thai lady on our family trip back to Samui in Aug last year. I told her that I want a divorce so I can actually be happy, work remotely in Phuket and start a new life, because I deserve that at the very least. 

She stormed off and went to work in tears with our kids in the car.

I am still waiting to build up the courage to drop the April fools text. I was going to wait until dinner tonight but that might be a touch cruel.

April Fools is all about fun pranks. Can’t imagine your kids will see it that way. 


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Definitely better life. 
I live on resort, in tropics, on island with twenty something gf. 
 

 

Posted
9 hours ago, Demonland said:

I was going to say Tasmanian home games but that seemed too unrealistic now. 

As opposed to two international games which is extremely realistic 🙃

Posted
19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

April Fools is all about fun pranks. Can’t imagine your kids will see it that way. 

I fessed up just before dinner.  Best April fools day joke ever.  My family is cool. My wife said I will get you back at sometime  over the next 12 months when you totally unexpect it and it will be at least double the stress value.

Kids thought it was hilarious.  Hugs, kisses and laughter all around. 

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7 hours ago, Wizard of Koz said:

This morning I told my wife that I fell in love with a beautiful Thai lady on our family trip back to Samui in Aug last year. I told her that I want a divorce so I can actually be happy, work remotely in Phuket and start a new life, because I deserve that at the very least. 

She stormed off and went to work in tears with our kids in the car.

I am still waiting to build up the courage to drop the April fools text. I was going to wait until dinner tonight but that might be a touch cruel.

Your wife is a very lucky women Wiz of Koz! 🤨🤨🧐🧐

You are a keeper ….


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