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NON-MFC: Round 01

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Wonderful to see the Magpie Army sticking fat until the end. 😂 Can you imagine the commentary from BT, Brayshaw etc if that was a Melbourne crowd?

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    F$%k Sydney. Same every year. Bunch of rugby rejects that choke free flowing football.

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    You know the good thing. Sydney have essenscum next Saturday night at the scg. Hopefully they give them a nice old drubbing 

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    Sydney, GWS & Carlton do look go, but no-one is premiers in March. A lot of good teams haven't hit their stride yet.

    The question for the Pies is, can they find their A game again, while Pendlebury and Sidebottom are shadows of their brilliant best, Cox is NOT a footballer, and their forward line looks mediocre? 

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    I think that a lot of D supporters and players underestimated Swans last week, feeling a little better about the loss tonight, great effort Swans and Heeney is a ripper.

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    37 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    I'm only watching now to see the nuffies start streaming out out of the ground early.....

    Quoting for accuracy :lol:

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    Ima do what I did last week when Collingwood got done: I sat only inches from the TV screen and put the volume up to the highest possible level just before the siren. Y’all should try it… it’s extremely cathartic. 😁

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    James Brayshaw is an expert in telling us what we already know. It's an art form.

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    Oh what a joy to behold! Those disgusting pigs are 0-2. 🥳

    I’m singing the Swannies song with gusto. 😅 I might even dance during the banjo solo!

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    what a smashing at home. 

    Saints Lions Hawks Port up next for the Pies 

    Pies fluked a flag. hope they disappear into oblivion 

    [censored]

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    Sydney should be very pleased with their start to season 2024.

    They've managed to beat this year's premiers and last year's premiers in successive weeks.

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    3 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

    I think that a lot of D supporters and players underestimated Swans last week, feeling a little better about the loss tonight, great effort Swans and Heeney is a ripper.

    The swans with players missing smashed the pies, we lost by 20 odd in a swamp!!! 

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    Where have all the Collingwood supporters gone ?

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    10 minutes ago, red&blue1982 said:

    F$%k Sydney. Same every year. Bunch of rugby rejects that choke free flowing football.

    What game did you watch?

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    That scoreboard flattered the filth

    That was a big win with a lot of missed goals by Swans and a few easy ones conceded in the last ten mins.

    #Bigflaghangover.

     

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    12 minutes ago, red&blue1982 said:

    F$%k Sydney. Same every year. Bunch of rugby rejects that choke free flowing football.

    Ahahahahaha

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    15 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    BT so sad. 

    awww what’s happening 

    It really is disgusting, the way his commentary deteriorates when The Filth are losing 

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    1 minute ago, Wodjathefirst said:

    What a great start to the weekend 

    Best news all day.

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    My missus annoyed the hell out of me today but just seeing the filth get pantsed brings on a warm fuzzy feeling for the weekend/

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