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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Chandler and Spargo are no goal sneaks.

I hope Kozzie doesn't get reported again.

He's let his mates down.

I know we don't have any options other than Schache but gee whiz it's been three years since Jackson left we replaced him with Grundy and then gave up.

Take a look at the bump. It was a ridiculous suspension. The only head high contact was their heads clashing.

https://www.afl.com.au/video/1032134/pickett-in-hot-water-after-ferocious-bump-on-cripps?videoId=1032134&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1694774264001

Edited by Brownie

 

I wish Yze had of hung around for a tad longer 😏

 

The degree of fumbling at ground level is a huge concern. 

I just don't think we're ready for the season at all.

Grundy played well tonight but he isn’t half the player gawny has been over the journey 


1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Goodwin is a coach that can only deliver when everything goes his way unfortunately.

Yeah I’ve been a Goodwin supporter for the last 2 years amongst all the criticism, but I’m starting to run out of arguments against that notion

Classic example there.  Sparrow gathers... then fumbles.  Then Clarry over runs the ball.

 
2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

We need a new COACH

Careful you can't say anything wrong about the premiership coach


1 minute ago, Heart Beats True said:

I wish Yze had of hung around for a tad longer 😏

Should be the Senior Coach right now 

GRUNDY BOG NICE ONE MFC!

We are easily the fumbliest team in the AFL

ANB and Sparrow the biggest culprits.

Grundy BOG 


Where's the Grippo boys?  Fumble city


1 minute ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

S h it house performance.

Absolutely 

Gee, Grundy torched Max

More worryingly, we can’t even handball to a target 5m away and yet the lizard is taking running bounces all over the ground.

This team has an incredible ability to suck the life out of me

Edited by BW511

Embarrassed by an under strength Swans outfit and skills shown up in the conditions.

Not looking like top 8 material after this performance.

And losing Bowey to injury. Just the start to the season we needed.

 

Well maybe there's some truth in the narrative.

We look awful for most of the night.

Olivers not the same yet.

Chandler .....when?

Spargo...Gone backwards.

Schache...I've said enough.

Laurie....nup.

Sydney have shown what we lack.....players who can mark inside fifty.

Sparrow...never seems to go next level.

Windsor...first game.

Lever...looked rusty.

Max....a bad night.

Jvr......quiet.


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