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34 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

There are only so many times you can listen to pimply teens butcher classic songs before you wish to burn your ear drums.ย 
My ears havenโ€™t suffered this much since I was listening to inbreds cheering while Gus was knocked out.ย 

Let it go...

Let it goooo.....

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3 hours ago, Palace Dees said:

Is there a Demon Army table tonight?ย  I wouldn't mind just going over to thank you all personally for how you support and represent our club so magnificently.ย 

Weโ€™re spread over 4 tables, 77, 78, 83 and 84

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5 minutes ago, Seraph said:

Gus stating that he's doing OK, great to see.

Any indication if he will play on?


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Any indication if he will play on?

He said he wouldn't be at the BnF if he wasn't doing okay so take from that what you will.

Is it a sign of my riveting social life that I'm planning what time I have dinner based on the breaks in the Best & Fairest livestream?

Any news I've been at the pub

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1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

Open All Hours and Only Fools and Horse - luvly jubbly

I didn't get to see much if any of only fools Chook but i'll take your word for it.

53 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Mick Warner lost creditability with me when he wrote a story on the stairs dan fell over.

Anyway who is our MC tonight?

Clint Stanawayย 


I thought Viney would be on more votes than that... so considering Clarry gets injured, you'd think Trac will run away with it pretty easily... Chandler falls away in form too

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16 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Weโ€™re spread over 4 tables, 77, 78, 83 and 84

Do CS members get a discount when attending?

6 minutes ago, smiFFy said:

I thought Viney would be on more votes than that... so considering Clarry gets injured, you'd think Trac will run away with it pretty easily... Chandler falls away in form too

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Looks right to me. Viney was our best in the second half of the year I expect him to come home really strong and win it out at least be second


2 hours ago, jane02 said:

Just saw Clarry arrive on his own. Head down.

Normal state of affairs then where the Deez and Clarry are concerned.

14 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I didn't get to see much if any of only fools Chook but i'll take your word for it.

Voted by the Poms as the best ever comedy.

4 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Is Brodie there?

Iโ€™ve had a good look and I canโ€™t see him.

Great to see my boy, McVee at equal 9th.โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™ย ย  A very consistent year so should be right up near the top 10 by the end.

Best New Player Award has to be his!!!

8 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Iโ€™ve had a good look and I canโ€™t see him.

Is JJ there?

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Back home to watch the good speeches and forget this soul and ear destroying spectacle I just wasted what felt like half my life on. It was to musical productions what Mark Neeld was to coaching. Not great.ย 

Edited by Jaded No More


9 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Iโ€™ve had a good look and I canโ€™t see him.

Probably tells you all you need to know about why he won't be there next year and why he didn't play at the end of the year.

Edited by Cheap Seats

Still backing Viney in to just get over Trac. Gus, Rivers, May my tip for the minors.

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I thought Neal-Bullen when presenting Tomโ€™s award for True Player spoke really really well. Future presenter/ TV commentator one day perhaps

Edited by H_T

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12 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Is JJ there?

ย 

Back home to watch the good speeches and forget this soul and ear destroying spectacle I just wasted what felt like half my life on. It was to musical productions what Mark Neeld was to coaching. Not great.ย 

I just saw JJ on the red carpet on the clubs instagram.

All premiership players & senior coaches will now be given lifetime membership, regardless of whether they play 100+ games. Includes AFLW.

Edited by Seraph


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