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Maynard must get at least four weeks

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On 9/11/2023 at 3:48 PM, Rhino said:

Agree heโ€™s reprehensible Part of Dinosaur Club

So many in the dinosaur club Brian Taylor, Mick MGuane , Eddie Mguire and Tony Shawย 

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4 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Read this on Twitter..

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Apparently the Collingwood lawyer is now arguing the twin towers veered into the path of the Boeing 767 on 9/11

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36 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Cornes being the prize cocksmack he is on SEN.ย 

What a great expression.ย  I needed a laugh cheers. Gotta admire the Australian vernacular. Kane cocksmack.

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Given that it was a Melbourne player that was injured, I think Maynard should be out for 4 - 6 weeks.

Well if nothing else this is the longest amount of time Maynard has ever had to spend using his 2 brain cells.ย 
He will now be missing the game due to brain overload.ย 


sorry i dont understand why they are even mentioning maynard could potentially miss out on a couple of pretty important games, what the f* does that have to do with anything. it sounds like that has some weighting on their verdict, which i find extremely unsettling.

Just now, Deecisive said:

sorry i dont understand why they are even mentioning maynard could potentially miss out on a couple of pretty important games, what the f* does that have to do with anything. it sounds like that has some weighting on their verdict, which i find extremely unsettling.

Yeah thatโ€™s pretty pathetic. Why not mention that Gus too could miss out on a couple of very important games AND THE REST OF HIS CAREER ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ก

31 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Theatre at it's incredulously absurd.

There is nothing about fairness or accountability.ย  It's all about smoke, mirrors...i.e optics.

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Rollinson's posts ought to give you an insight that this is why it takes 4-5 years to become an apprentice lawyer, because they teach you each and every way known to the human species to lie, obfuscate, twist words, play semantics, twist facts, and basically to deceive. This appears to be what was rolled out - again- tonight. It is the paradigm for the absolute fraud we call Westminster Justice.

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Gleeson's instructions to his tribunal members

When we come to consider the rough conduct (high bumps) provision, it was fairly and appropriately acknowledged by Woods (AFL) that, in order for us to find that this was a bump, there needed to be a voluntary bump, not a bumping into someone, but a bumping of an opponent.

What in the hell happened to careless acts !!!

Brayden "the thug" Maynard should get 6 weeks.

Reduced to 3 weeks with appeal.

Enjoy missing the Grand Final you vile [censored] piece of [censored] Brayden Maynard! A lump of slime and excrement like you belongs in the sewer! ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

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13 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Read this on Twitter..

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Apparently the Collingwood lawyer is now arguing the twin towers veered into the path of the Boeing 767 on 9/11

And Building 7 was just collateral damage...

1 hour ago, rjay said:

He seemed to have plenty of time to turn his body and bump.

If he had no time to react he would have run straight into Gus with his arms ย up in the air trying to smother.

Thatโ€™s what you and I and a bunch of other normal, reasonable people think, but then again weโ€™re not a rabbid bunch of ignorant, soulless hooligans who think itโ€™s ok to chant their teamโ€™s name as a supposedly respected oppo player is concussed, then carried off the ground.

I need to just say that I am not a biomechanist but I do have fully functioning eyes and a brain.ย 
Maynardโ€™s left - right take off actually puts him MORE in line with Brayshaw. If Angus maintained his line he would have gone straight into Maynardโ€™s shoulder. Rocking to the right actually put him in line with Maynardโ€™s chest. Until Maynard turned his shoulder in to where his chest was.ย 
Am I missing something?

Theyre still deliberating over the sentence.? Its almost 5pm here in Bangkok.

Trial of the century. Pathetic .

I've been following football for over 60 years, Tony.ย  I can't ever recall a "smother" where this has happened, can anyone else?ย  60 seasons, more than 10,000 matches, more than 1 million minutes of football.ย  It really is a freak accident or something else ...


8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Well if nothing else this is the longest amount of time Maynard has ever had to spend using his 2 brain cells.ย 
He will now be missing the game due to brain overload.ย 

You are a plagiarist: but I forgive you. I said the same about Maynard in an earlier post...

Just saw this on Twitter, is this a legit account? [Edit - spelling of @ColLingwoodfc is suspicious]

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10 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

He'll get 3 tonight down to 0 on Thursdayย 

Said the exact same thing at work today.ย 
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I think the AFL HAS to demonstrate that the initial process โ€˜workedโ€™, but then the final argument on appeal can be overwhelmingly convincing to not allow the appeal to succeed.ย 
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At this stage I could easily be wrong and they throw it out at this stage.ย 
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With the current litigation against the AFL, demonstrating that the process โ€˜worksโ€™ and was followed was part of the reason for the overruling of Christenson by the new head (of whoโ€™s name I canโ€™t remember).

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Process and more importantly the public demonstration of the adherence to process is more important than the correct outcome.ย 

1 minute ago, Monbon said:

You are a plagiarist: but I forgive you. I said the same about Maynard in an earlier post...

Thereโ€™s been a lot of digs at him. I must have missed it.ย 
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1 minute ago, No. 31 said:

Just saw this on Twitter, is this a legit account?

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You seriously have to ask this?


2 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Just saw this on Twitter, is this a legit account?

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Clearly not. Look how their handle is spelled.ย 
I know Collingwood supporters are extremely dumb, but surely even they can find someone to run their Twitter account who can spell their name correctly ๐Ÿ˜‚

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2 minutes ago, old55 said:

I've been following football for over 60 years, Tony.ย  I can't ever recall a "smother" where this has happened, can anyone else?ย  60 seasons, more than 10,000 matches, more than 1 million minutes of football.ย  It really is a freak accident or something else ...

I mean, I would have gotten a statistician in to declare how many standard deviations from the mean (how likely ) that was

3 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Just saw this on Twitter, is this a legit account?

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Think its bs

its elon

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1 minute ago, No. 31 said:

Just saw this on Twitter, is this a legit account?

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I would presume not given the handle

1 minute ago, Seraph said:

You seriously have to ask this?

I have a bequest of $5,000,000 ready for them to collect if they only provide their bank details and login ...


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