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NON-MFC: Rd 23 2023

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in Melbourne Demons

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Hogan is playing a perfect CHF game

He is great to watch when on

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    For the Younger Members of ‘Land who have never seen or even contemplated Carlton, being good.
    Get ready.

    The whole Club and Supporters totally suck.

    They cheated the Salary cap for over 30 years (1965-2000) with no conscience at all. 

    There motto was always “We are Carlton, F$&@ the Rest….

     

    You have been warned….

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Our loss to Essendon this year is the only one that is truly inexcusable IMO. We played like absolute garbage. I’m still mad about it!

    I flew to Adelaide and made a weekend of it 

    We tried very very hard to drink enough that night to forget the result 

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    I usually like analysing the game, looking for what is causing teams to rise and/or fall. But I am going for a 'big call'. The Dees would be nearly unstoppable if we had Jesse Hogan still with us. I still love watching him. His work rate and forward craft today v the Bombers has been a tutorial in forward play. 

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    7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Our loss to Essendon this year is the only one that is truly inexcusable IMO. We played like absolute garbage. I’m still mad about it!

    My least favourite loss is the GWS game, because it was an own goal from the club. Selling home games in such a tight season is inexcusable.

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    Watching this performance from Essendon is cheering me up a bit after seeing Carlton sneak another win.

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    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    My least favourite loss is the GWS game, because it was an own goal from the club. Selling home games in such a tight season is inexcusable.

    Sorry mate, that is such a naive comment....

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Hogan is playing a perfect CHF game

    He is great to watch when on

    Yep

    He would have been a good pick up when he went OOC last season

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    was our biggest loss of the year by far, too

    Brodie Grundy one out vs 2 ruckman who both had a field day on him.

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    The Suns are a pathetic excuse for a football club. Absolute bottlers from top to bottom. If Hardwick doesn't get them to finals the AFL should admit defeat and wind them up.

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    Naw the commentators are saying the poor bombers are tired

    I definitely remember being afforded these excuses when we were a rabble

    oh wait.... we didn't

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    Bedford with the sleeping celebration after his goal

    beautiful!

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    If GW$ keep the Foot down hard on the Drug Cheats in the 2nd half, they could end up 6th on the ladder tonight 

    5% behind The Aint’s as of now 

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    Watching Essendon getting thrashed will cheer you up if your annoyed Carlton won.

    This is seriously a thrashing & I hope they go on to win by 100

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    Wouldn’t it be great for the Scum to get done next week by the Pies and not make finals. Will be barracking hard for the Pies next week. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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    maybe send peptides to tassie. they are an embarrassment

    nah, bad idea, wouldn't wish them on anyone, not even my worst enemy

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    21 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    Sorry mate, that is such a naive comment....

    Why? We didn’t need to travel, our attendance in Melbourne has been really strong, and we have record membership. If the club can’t turn that into more revenue, coming off a recent premiership, then they should ask hard questions of the sponsorship team.

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    7 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    For the Younger Members of ‘Land who have never seen or even contemplated Carlton, being good.
    Get ready.

    The whole Club and Supporters totally suck.

    They cheated the Salary cap for over 30 years (1965-2000) with no conscience at all. 

    There motto was always “We are Carlton, F$&@ the Rest….

     

    You have been warned….

    Was at the Carlton game where Kozzie pipped em last year and by all accounts from demonland, last week was the same... a lot of aggression in the air from their F/wit fan base. Giving lip to families that have little kids is scumbag behaviour and that club seems to attract a lot of scumbags.

     

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    6 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    Was at the Carlton game where Kozzie pipped em last year and by all accounts from demonland, last week was the same... a lot of aggression in the air from their F/wit fan base. Giving lip to families that have little kids is scumbag behaviour and that club seems to attract a lot of scumbags.

     

    I refuse to eat in Lygon Street 

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    The pies will be finishing first. no way bombers beat them next weekend based on this performance. they're diabolical. 

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