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NON-MFC: Rd 23 2023

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in Melbourne Demons

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Meanwhile this is a thrashing 

and one more thing McQueen, I just think she gets a lot of vitriol on here for what? Having an annoying voice?

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Honestly who cares? I think it’s crazy that in 2023 we still don’t have players who feel comfortable enough to be themselves. 
    Sad that there are likely dozens of AFL players who are hiding their sexuality for fear of not being accepted. 

    Would be surprised if there were, given the increase in acceptance.

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Honestly who cares? I think it’s crazy that in 2023 we still don’t have players who feel comfortable enough to be themselves. 
    Sad that there are likely dozens of AFL players who are hiding their sexuality for fear of not being accepted. 

    I know for a fact they don’t hide anything at club land. It’s just nobody comes out because why would you put yourself through the horror show you see aimed at indigenous or female athletes if you didn’t have to. 

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    1 minute ago, KLV said:

    Meanwhile this is a thrashing 

    and one more thing McQueen, I just think she gets a lot of vitriol on here for what? Having an annoying voice?

    She did say "The Orange team" one time during a Giants game.

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    1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

    Would be surprised if there were, given the increase in acceptance.

    Statistically impossible 

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    1 minute ago, KLV said:

    Meanwhile this is a thrashing 

    and one more thing McQueen, I just think she gets a lot of vitriol on here for what? Having an annoying voice?

    Yes

    She's employed for her voice... And what she uses it to say

    It's annoying 

    And she constantly tries to shoehorn in illfitting and awful sayings and colloquialisms that simply don't fit

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    Back on the game; cheering for a team I despise is hard work.

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    10 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    No we weren't comparing

    But you are delusional, she is terrible, kept mistaking Charile Cameron for Charlie Curnow a week or so ago 🤷‍♂️

    BT is miles ahead...

    Underwood's  voice, regardless of chromosomal makeup, is like fingernails on a blackboard and I for one just cannot listen. Also her obviously pre rehearsed attempts at humour are very "dad like".

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    Just got home and tuned in. Saw cox on & though oohhh they have another injury. But it's only the new kid. I mean I feel terrible for him getting concussed do he'll miss next week but I was hoping for an Adams or Murphy, crisp or another good player 

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    Howe looks like a massive [censored]. Wear two sleeves you NBA wannabe.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Can’t wait for Kingy to say Pendlebury is the best centre clearance player in the comp this week. 

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    28 points vanished rather quickly 

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    How looks like a massive [censored]. Wear two sleeves you NBA wannabe.

    Tatt sleeves don't count ET?

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    4 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    She did say "The Orange team" one time during a Giants game.

    Ha ha she did indeed, sins of the past. Let’s not forget that one

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    Howes traitorous face makes me want to punch it and vomit on it, then I smile as I realise he has only lost grand finals. Never won it. 

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    How come cox and Cameron can play in the same team, yes I know cox has been sub or dropped but we can't somehow make gawn/ Grundy work

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Honestly who cares? I think it’s crazy that in 2023 we still don’t have players who feel comfortable enough to be themselves. 
    Sad that there are likely dozens of AFL players who are hiding their sexuality for fear of not being accepted. 

    Like anything deeply rooted in our psyche, it takes generational change to see the outcomes for diversity and inclusion to really be a ‘thing that was’ - a bit like Covid. It was a period we passed thru that was tough but has accelerated us to get closer to the desired outcome. 
    So I agree it must be difficult for the current generation to be in a major transitioning stage of sexuality and identity, being accepted and feeling comfortable within societal norms. 

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    I still can't decide which team I want to lose?  What happens if it's a draw?

    It's Friday night and my brain is frazzled ... need wine

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    Just now, Gorgoroth said:

    Howes traitorous face makes me want to punch it and vomit on it, then I smile as I realise he has only lost grand finals. Never won it. 

    And lets hope that stay that way. When we won in 21 I thought of him and had a chuckle. Couldn't stand it if he, cox and ginnivan won a premiership 

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    Pies can't drop below 2nd can they?  Even if they lose their last 2

    Port would need to gain a lot of percentage

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