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NON-MFC: Rd 22 2023

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1 minute ago, binman said:

Cmon cats.

Season's over.

Get clumsy.

Sharpen up the elbows. 

Put some mayo on the tackle.

Bump. Maul. Scrap.

I thought that Hawkins was out for the season. 

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    7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Pies players all alone everywhere. Geelong cannot move. 

    Probably a virus Jaded. Poor Cats

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    Both sides have scored 2+ goals from bad decisions. Was really hoping Maynard would get done for dissent, Field umpire knew they'd stuffed it up. Fair play to Collingwood though, injuries and they didn't drop their heads, got to work. 

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    Bye bye Geelong

    Smith retired

    Hawkins next

    Dangerfield to focus on his off the field duties 

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    9 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    You could save your time and watch the replay of his presser  on the AFL site. It will look like this   😮😮😮😮

    I can’t stomach his whinging, excuses etc. I hate the Pies but geez coffee tomorrow morning in Torquay surrounded by pu$$y supporters is gonna be good.

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    2 minutes ago, Go the Biff said:

    Probably a virus Jaded. Poor Cats

    They’re so unlucky to always get a virus when they lose. 

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    23 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

    Assume Geelong haven't been properly fit for the whole year. Been exposed big time.

    That's exactly right. 

    Were unfit round one. And have never got fit since.

    I don't care if the pies go on to win this game by 80 points. Proves zip.

    Their fans and fan boys get a sugar hit, but they do not look like the favourites for premiership threat atm.

    I'm not saying they can't turn it around, but geez they want to do it quickly.

    We will get a better guide next Friday night.

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    Not happy supporting the cats   But I was hoping they would win

    or

    run through a few Collingwood players

    bit they really are [censored]!

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    Just now, binman said:

    That's exactly right. 

    Were unfit round one. And have never got fit since.

    I don't care if the pies go on to win this game by 80 points. Proves zip.

    Their fans and fan boys get a sugar hit, but they do not look like a premiership threat atm.

    I'm not saying they can't turn it around, but geez they want to do it quickly.

    We will get a better guide next Friday night.

    You always start on the back foot fitness wise when you win a flag or play off in one. It’s even harder when you’re 900 years old. 
    Sydney also started terribly and had loads of injuries. Now they’re coming good. But again, they’re not 900 years old. 

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    Baby cats.  What’s wrong with baby cats

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    Both teams having a red hot crack, but the Cats are chasing jumpers most of the time. Pies are getting +2 to almost every contest which means the Cats midfield has totally lost its defensive running. 

    Umpiring in general has been good, but LOTS of throws not called. I reckon Tom Mitchell has done it 3 times on his own. 

    Any game in which McStay gets multiple goals, you know the other team is struggling. 

    Daicos can kick alright, eh!

    I simply cannot understand how Ginnnivan doesn't get a regular game. Natural footballer. Seems to have dropped all the ducking and d**head stuff too. 

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    1 minute ago, Demon_spurs said:

    Can I say I am really enjoying David Rodan's work tonight

    He does smile slightly when melb get a goal. But only a little bit

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    Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

    [censored] Cameron is a gun!

    Illegal disposal though.

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    Jeelong pampered by the AFL, State Gov and the umpires. 🤢🤢

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