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5 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

'Hamstring awareness'   

You cant make this stuff up.

AFL Footyspeak is worse than Orwellian double speak.

Hamstring ungoodness.

Anyway, it is probably career ending, for both him and the entire West Coast Eagles football club.

 

Well blow me down, McKercher has a sore tooth!!

I'm happy to have a meltdown if one of our players has hamstring awareness or sharts, but seriously, can we consign the injury reports on enemy players to the tip? (unless of course, we are about to play them)

Cheers


14 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Irritable bowel syndrome maybe?

more likely global warming, climate change

16 hours ago, Demonland said:

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14 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

Well blow me down, McKercher has a sore tooth!!

I'm happy to have a meltdown if one of our players has hamstring awareness or sharts, but seriously, can we consign the injury reports on enemy players to the tip? (unless of course, we are about to play them)

Cheers

I posted the above more out of concern for the lack of punctuation from a sister fan group.

 

I saw a training clip of him nailing a boundary line goal off one step from nearly 50 out. He’s gonna be a freak. Hopefully we can make him feel homesick in 3 years. 


8 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I ate two large pizzas followed by a tub of ice-cream last night. I’m down with stomach awareness. 

yep, there's a pattern here, ethan

hamstring awareness >>> death awareness >>> gonski >>> rip harley >>> bullet dodged

toxic eagles culture

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

yep, there's a pattern here, ethan

hamstring awareness >>> death awareness >>> gonski >>> rip harley >>> bullet dodged

toxic eagles culture

I’ve actually heard from a reliable sauce that he’s cooked. 

On 02/12/2023 at 05:52, Pipefitter said:

I saw a training clip of him nailing a boundary line goal off one step from nearly 50 out. He’s gonna be a freak. Hopefully we can make him feel homesick in 3 years. 

Sounds like another Harley we all know. Bennell was nailing goals from the boundry barely looking at the goals during pre season training in 2019 i think.

Going to be interesting watching Reid next year playing for entitled overweight slobs.


On 01/12/2023 at 18:40, Little Goffy said:

Hamstring ungoodness.

Anyway, it is probably career ending, for both him and the entire West Coast Eagles football club.

Quick …. knee jerk reaction coming from the global leading experts in knee jerk reactions, AFL HQ ….. Weagles need immediate compensation with their choice of any player drafted by another club who originates  from …..  Esperance.  😡🙄😮


39 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Why is there so much attention being given to a player from another club?   

The answer is obvious.  And not really unreasonable.

I find it neither obvious nor reasonable.  It has nothing to do with Melbourne Football Club.

 
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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

No one is forcing you to click on this thread.

Is it not a serious question but? Why are we putting air time into a West Coast player on here?

Are we starting threads on every opposition player that gets an injury all of a sudden?

 

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