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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs St. Kilda

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2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

It’s very hard to watch a game when I have my view obscured every 4 seconds by “fans” carrying $800 worth of mid strength beer 

Did you get one then?

 

Good: Steven May, McVee, Viney, Petty and Lever.

Decent: ANB, Jordon, Langdon, BBB and the Melk.

Terrible: Max, Pickett, Rivers, Angus (40% disposal efficiency).

Just now, dee-tox said:

Good: Steven May, McVee, Viney, Petty and Lever.

Decent: ANB, Jordon, Langdon, BBB and the Melk.

Terrible: Max, Pickett, Rivers, Angus (40% 

 

Edited by gOLLy

 
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

hahahahah!  You wouldn't want to sit near me Jaded.

800$   pffffff

Saints down 3 men makes it very difficult for them. We should run over the top of them in the second half. 


A few players down at half time, Petracca, Salem, to name a couple, but rapt in Woey jnr, JJ, Sparrow and Viney

We look average for mine I’ll be happy if we do enough to hold on forget winning big…

It’s been mentioned but Pickett needs to be moved onto the ball as he hadn’t touched it. 

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

It’s very hard to watch a game when I have my view obscured every 4 seconds by “fans” carrying $800 worth of mid strength beer 

Thats why I pay full membership but watch at home

1 minute ago, dee-tox said:

Good: Steven May, McVee, Viney, Petty and Lever.

Decent: ANB, Jordon, Langdon, BBB and the Melk.

Terrible: Max, Pickett, Rivers, Angus (40% disposal efficiency).

And what is Tracc doing? Is he being tagged closely? 


7 minutes ago, hemingway said:

We seem so slow. No dare or run. By the time they move the pill forward, Saints have us covered. We look so ordinary to say the least. 

Also, getting in each other’s way / not giving each other space / trusting that teammates will win the ball. Hand balling to stationary teammates. Often no overlap.

Just now, sisso said:

We look average for mine I’ll be happy if we do enough to hold on forget winning big…

Meh .... We've looked average most of the year.

2 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Zane Cordy. 

Will always be remembered by me for getting his pants pulled down in the GF. Delicious 

Just now, sisso said:

We look average for mine I’ll be happy if we do enough to hold on forget winning big…

Yea should run over them but will we?

Just now, sisso said:

We look average for mine I’ll be happy if we do enough to hold on forget winning big…

We are shadow of what we were, continue mistakes sloppy turnovers, playing Grundy @ ff want work 


We have become an average football team, sorry but we are not top 4 worthy.

2 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

Did you get one then?

I don’t drink beer. Much less the [censored] they sell at the footy. 
Besides beer doesn’t go with the cheese platter. 

10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

The viewing experience at this ground is atrocious 

I will never understand why you bother coming to the footy only to spend half the game going in and out of your seat to drink. Like why not get drunk for free at home? 
 

 

 

Kozzie to kick six in the second half…

 

or five

 

or a couple… 😁

3 minutes ago, gregdemon said:

Thats why I pay full membership but watch at home

I didn't go tonight either. I go every week, pay $1000 in memberships, sort of didn't feel like paying more to go to to a concrete jungle and get home by midnight again.

Bring on next fri though 

Edited by layzie


We are 13 points up = total positive.

We have more players playing well than playing poorly, but the poor ones like Kozzie and Gus looking a mile off.

Love seeing BBB back.

Good to see our F50 entries looking cleaner, and our  general forward play looking organised.

After a good start, Woewodin looking off the pace.

We need Trac and Viney to stand up big time in the 2nd half. 

2 minutes ago, gregdemon said:

Thats why I pay full membership but watch at home

Our reserved seats at the G are in a dry area!

It is bliss. 

 
2 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

And what is Tracc doing? Is he being tagged closely? 

Not great but not bad. 10 possies, a goal and 5 score involvements.

1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

We have become an average football team, sorry but we are not top 4 worthy.

We are top four but only because the other 14 side are very ordinary.


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