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Byron

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Imagine the personality traits that would lead a person to be a police officer, politician, real estate agent and an AFL player agent...

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    Aunty Donna were all over Real Estate agents.... they meant it to be comedy, but should be seen as a doco...

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    8 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Imagine the personality traits that would lead a person to be a police officer, politician, real estate agent and an AFL player agent...

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    Was he ever a used car salesman as well?

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    1 hour ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Imagine the personality traits that would lead a person to be a police officer, politician, real estate agent and an AFL player agent...

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    sounds a shoe-in to run the afl integrity unit

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    2 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Imagine the personality traits that would lead a person to be a police officer, politician, real estate agent and an AFL player agent...

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    1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Was he ever a used car salesman as well?

    The bad one is the politician

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    Interesting character.Ā  According to his Wikipedia page:

    - He was stood down as a police officer after failing an integrity investigation

    - He had a sketchy career in politics, including squibbing out of a debate on industrial affairs and got Hockey to debate on his behalf

    - He was forced to withdraw from contesting in the 2010 federal election after he was charged with impersonating a police office

    - The incident of impersonating a police officer came from when he threatened a witness in an assault case against his son - the phone call was made from Parliament House when he was a sitting MP

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    3 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Imagine the personality traits that would lead a person to be a police officer, politician, real estate agent and an AFL player agent...

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    I reckon he would have also moon lighted as a Justice of the Peace, a Marriage Celebrant and ran bus tours.

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    Byron to the Judge: "Just give me 5 minutes alone with him"

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    Loved watching Byron Pickett play - whether for Port, NM, or us. Just great to watch.

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    And I thought Lachie Hunterā€™s bump against Collingwood was straight out of the Byron Pickett textbook.

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    22 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

    Loved watching Byron Pickett play - whether for Port, NM, or us. Just great to watch.

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    And I thought Lachie Hunterā€™s bump against Collingwood was straight out of the Byron Pickett textbook.

    And Eddie McChins was complaining like a stuck pig about the bump on FC and even tried to turn it around by claiming the Collingwood player desisted from turning it around on Lachie Hunter.Ā 

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    Byron - the ā€œgutless n!ggerā€ as some bloke called him at the Gabba - Back in 2006. I couldnā€™t get him thrown out of the QCC members and was fuming. My mate explained "we are in Qld - get used to it.".

    His mates had to restrain me from taking it further (not physically) and apologised on his drunken behalf. I spoke with several QCC staff - they did nothing. Unforgettable!

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    7 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Imagine the personality traits that would lead a person to be a police officer, politician, real estate agent and an AFL player agent...

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    Has he got a law degree as well?

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    13 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Has he got a law degree as well?

    c'mon, qd ... he couldn't be that bad, could he?

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    14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    well known former player manager ricky nixon says "nothing to see here"

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