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6. Gawn

5. Brayshaw

4. Oliver

3. Trac

2. Bowey

1. Rivers

 
3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

can anyone putting votes in for Suns players kindly [censored] off?

many thanks

Well said Dub - absolute cringeworthy [censored] that [censored] up a serious thread.

 

Gawn

oliver

viney

trac

sparrow (great game by TS) 

Gus

 

21 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing you watched the game from The Abbey Earl?

Yes I managed to make my way up to one of the spires to watch the second half on my phone between ceremonies. Big day, what with me riding in to the Abbey the King’s Cavalry and me holding the Royal Sceptre aloft! 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Yes I managed to make my way up to one of the spires to watch the second half on my phone between ceremonies. Big day, what with me riding in to the Abbey the King’s Cavalry and me holding the Royal Sceptre aloft! 

Magnificent effort !!

 

6.  Gawn

5.  Viney

4.  Petracca

3.  Bowey

2.  Oliver

1.  Sparrow

They all played with ‘grunt’ when the chips were down.

 


1 hour ago, Lil_red_fire_engine said:

Didn’t Bowey play on Rosas? 

He did. I’m shocked anyone is giving him votes. Had a shocker. 

Hard to pick six really on a day when quite a few were below their best.

6 Gawn - steadied the ship at vital moments.

5 Brayshaw - unspectacular but worked his socks off.

4 Viney - tigerish as always in a struggling midfield.

3 Oliver - did his share of the hard yakka.

2 Bowey - gave some more illustrious names a lesson in ball distribution under pressure.

1 Chandler - purely on the ground of his outstanding goal just when it was needed.

 

 

 

6. Viney

5. Gawn

4. Oliver

3. Brayshaw

2. Rivers

1. Sparrow

6. Viney

5. Petracca 

4. Gawn

3. Rivers

2. Oliver

1. Brayshaw 

6 Jack Viney

5 Clayton Olivier

4 Max Gawn

3 Tom Sparrow

2 Christian Petracca

1 Angus Brayshaw

Honourable mentions;

Trent Rivers

Jake Bowey

Judd McVee

Kysaiah Pickett

James Jordan

From the Director's chair;

Daniel Turner must have run over the team mascot. Keeps getting thrown to wolves. Debut game last year's Queen's Birthday concussed by a rampaging Chubb safe. Late inclusion for this game. He gets locked in the gorilla's cage with Levi Casboult. Poor bloke must be thinking 'third time lucky', "maybe I'll get an opponent where I can successfully compete given my experience and physical abilities."

Opposition Hyperbole watch;

Gold Coast Suns have some top draft picks. Lukosius has a nice accurate long goal kick, flashes in and out of the play. Rowell scurries around the pack like hyperactive sunburnt crab, but seems lost outside his environment. Anderson moves well and certainly gets a lot of the ball without too much menace. Ben King would hardly register a blip today, except he was given free kicks which enabled him to kick two goals. Seem like a bunch of nice boys.

Adjudication;

The bounce is dead.

Broadcasters;

Dunstall and Russell pension them off.

Edited by Tarax Club


Oliver

Viney

Petracca

Gawn

Rivers

Brayshaw

6 Viney

5 Oliver

4 Sparrow

3 Max

2 Tracc

1 Mc Vie

 

 

 

6 Gawn

5 Viney

4 Oliver

3 Rivers

2 Sparrow

1 Petracca

OMs McVee, Bowey, Brayshaw, Grundy


15 hours ago, KLV said:

6 viney

5 tracca

4 sparrow 

3 oliver

2 rivers

1 brayshaw

 

 

 

6 Viney

5 Gawn

4 Sparrow

3 Brayshaw

2. Rivers

1. Oliver

Edited by Older demon
Incorrect spelling

 
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And after eight rounds, Clarrie hits the ton.

103. Clayton Oliver 
82. Christian Petracca 
42. Max Gawn 
34. Jack Viney 
33. Brodie Grundy 
30. Jake Lever 
22. Angus Brayshaw
18. Lachie Hunter Ed Langdon 
15. Kysaiah Pickett  
13. Jake Bowey
11. Kade Chandler Trent Rivers
9. Ben Brown Bayley Fritsch 
8. Judd McVee
7. Charlie Spargo 
6. Tom Sparrow
5. Tom McDonald 
3. James Jordon Alex Neal-Bullen
2. Steven May Jacob van Rooyen 
1. Michael Hibberd Harry Petty


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