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4 minutes ago, MoeSyzlak said:

One of the few low lights. Happy to play behind and stand there while getting beaten in the ruck and looks like heโ€™s on ice skates the way he never keeps his feet.ย 

And he's just so loose. That contest in front of the Olympic stand he should have halved but ended up 2 metres in front of his opponent while they just took an easy ball.

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

And their mothers are ugly.

Draft after draft of ugly, ugly players.ย 

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How beautiful is it to be pantsing Norf Melbourne.ย 
Cathartic indeed.ย 

What is this relaxed feeling at half time, and thinking weโ€™ll probably win? Enjoying the game from the 4th levelโ€ฆ.ย 


4 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

And their mothers are ugly.

And their fathers stink of elderberry (Python fans only)

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One of the rare occasions where even the game day thread is full of positivity. Thereโ€™s still time I guess.ย 
I remember late 2013 when North did the same thing to us, Boomerโ€™s six in Hobart, Andrew Swallow in 2007, Brad Scott punching the air as the rubbish Roos ended up costing us finals in 2017. I have little sympathy for North and want this margin doubled.ย 

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7 minutes ago, Spargonicus said:

Minus a broke leg, I guessโ€ฆbut yeah, looks fairlyโ€ฆfree spiritedโ€ฆ

I meant in terms of the oppositionโ€™s intensity. Itโ€™s non existent from north tonightย 

I literally feel nothing for Norf. Long may we continue to destroy them.ย 

Clarkson has destroyed Dees when he coached the Hawks.ย 
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Roos have beaten us up many many times.ย 
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Time to be ruthless and get a 100 point win. ย 
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or are we just too comfortable now after 2021.ย 
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Smash them !!!!ย 


Just now, BDA said:

I meant in terms of the oppositionโ€™s intensity. Itโ€™s non existent from north tonightย 

They don't half half the effort of Richmond last Mon

2 hours ago, Billy said:

You need to get some new friendsย 

Nah itโ€™s all good! Every time Grundy gets the ball I keep asking โ€˜How goods Grundy?โ€™


Just now, Jaded No More said:

I literally feel nothing for Norf. Long may we continue to destroy them.ย 

We need at least a better streak than they had over us.

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1 hour ago, layzie said:

Kozzie's kicked a couple maybe everyone will get off his back?

Must've signed his contract already ๐Ÿ˜œ

Need to maintain the rage in the second half and really continue the pumping.


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