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Surely HARMES is Sub??

 

MASSIVE crowd in the house so far tonight, at least 753 people here!!!! Get here quick folks, could be a lock out!

17 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Going to the game with 13 people from work.

10 of them are Collingwood supporters. 
 

Please… PLEASE… just win Dees. 
 

Could be a bloody annoying night if we don’t. 
 

Go Dees!

Well there is your problem right there! NEVER go to a game with non MFC supporters, they just don't understand

 
Just now, —coach— said:

MASSIVE crowd in the house so far tonight, at least 753 people here!!!! Get here quick folks, could be a lock out!

Hahaha, was wondering 

A cold night against a struggling North not a great recipe

We're on our way!

4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Surely HARMES is Sub??

Be pretty unlucky to miss.  Form at Casey's been a notch above so far


Just bumped into some Dees supporters on the way in, including a sad North fan tagging along.  The rest of us all agreed it will hopefully be a great night!  And that Sheezel seemed a player

2 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Hahaha, was wondering 

A cold night against a struggling North not a great recipe

We're on our way!

It’s like a cold Wednesday at Stoke (if anyone gets the obscure reference!)

 

22 minutes ago, —coach— said:

MASSIVE crowd in the house so far tonight, at least 753 people here!!!! Get here quick folks, could be a lock out!

I’m heading in. Thank goodness for my reserved seat 😂

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Toby Green is a fair dinkum genius !!

A) Wrong thread maybe?

b) Genius in the football equivalent of 'There are 248 matches in the box.'


30 minutes ago, —coach— said:

MASSIVE crowd in the house so far tonight, at least 753 people here!!!! Get here quick folks, could be a lock out!

In all fairness a lot of people are at the bar or eating dinner.

But the seagulls are out in force tonight 

Just now, Little Goffy said:

A) Wrong thread maybe?

b) Genius in the football equivalent of 'There are 248 matches in the box.'

Correct Goffy - wrong thread.

Green had just produced some magic ..... and I was opening a refreshment .... a tad confused.

 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Correct Goffy - wrong thread.

Green had just produced some magic ..... and I was opening a refreshment .... a tad confused.

 

You maybe peaking a little early

16 minutes ago, layzie said:

Training in now. See you all soon!

Don’t do a Hammie Layzie. 


3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Correct Goffy - wrong thread.

Green had just produced some magic ..... and I was opening a refreshment .... a tad confused.

 

The most worrying part of this would have been if you didn't open a refreshment. 

 
1 minute ago, Demonsterative said:

Don’t do a Hammie Layzie. 

I did out-run a train once. It wasn't moving though.


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