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Taking my wife who doesn’t care about football for the first time to today’s game. She asked me if they will play Country Road on the PA system.

Edited by John Crow Batty

 
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Manor's computer seems to have a mind of its own Red.

It automatically opens to ..... err "contact sports"... of a somewhat different nature.

They even had the nerve to name one of the companies after yours truly, “Redtube”. I should sue, but I don’t trust lawyers.

Melbourne need to keep the ball out of eagles forward half otherwise the 4 feral umpires could  slow us down. Are they WA based umpires?


2 hours ago, Winners at last said:

I'll be watching the match at The Sporting Globe in Richmond. Anyone else going there?

In my day that was the name of my favourite pink sports newspaper.

I would buy fish and chips on the way home from the game and eat them while reading the fabulous, just printed, pink Sporting Globe.

Ah the wonderful memories.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

They even had the nerve to name one of the companies after yours truly, “Redtube”. I should sue, but I don’t trust lawyers.

Top of your favourites list Red?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Manor's computer seems to have a mind of its own Red.

It automatically opens to ..... err "contact sports"... of a somewhat different nature.

Horizontal Folk Dancing 

 
21 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

its on channel 7

I am in Queensland atm and the barbarians up here aren’t showing it. Got some stupid gardening show on. Who gardens anyway and especially when Casey are playing.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

In my day that was the name of my favourite pink sports newspaper.

I would buy fish and chips on the way home from the game and eat them while reading the fabulous, just printed, pink Sporting Globe.

Ah the wonderful memories.

Also known as the bible


5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

In my day that was the name of my favourite pink sports newspaper.

I would buy fish and chips on the way home from the game and eat them while reading the fabulous, just printed, pink Sporting Globe.

Ah the wonderful memories.

Not to mention waiting for the late edition of the morning newspaper so you could get the scores if interstate or in the bush

13 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

Taking my wife who doesn’t care about football for the first time to today’s game. She asked me if they will play Country Road on the PA system.

They might if umpires give Charlie a free close to goal, despite the fact he isn’t playing, or even in the State.

1 hour ago, Palace Dees said:

I see what you've done there. Our highest ever score is 28.14 (twice) 🤔

Sold!!!   

Both against North!

2 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Also known as the bible

Yes it is often said “ the umpires giveth and taketh away.”

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Top of your favourites list Red?

Sshh!


when’s the last time a demon scored 10 goals?

Bailey a chance today 

I'm feeling a little uneasy about today's game for some reason. Maybe it's all the talk of a 100+ point win which is making me uncomfortable or it could just be caffeine overload, which I can counteract with a bowl of pho and a beer thankfully. 

Let's just try and keep the oppo to a low score today and avoid any injuries. Enjoy the day everyone. 

4 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

I'm feeling a little uneasy about today's game for some reason. Maybe it's all the talk of a 100+ point win which is making me uncomfortable or it could just be caffeine overload, which I can counteract with a bowl of pho and a beer thankfully. 

Let's just try and keep the oppo to a low score today and avoid any injuries. Enjoy the day everyone. 

I’m adjusting for ‘workman’ like win. 
It’ll be heaven and hell at the top of the ladder 👍

Edited by Engorged Onion

For some reason we never seem to put the pedal down when we have a comfortable margin. Maybe just the modern game and not wanting to burn out players, but then there is also the ever important % to consider. Will be interesting to see how it plays out.

Id like to see Kozzie kick a bag.


5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

when’s the last time a demon scored 10 goals?

Bailey a chance today 

Garry Lyon 94 SF v Footscray? Neitz kicked 9 a couple of times I think (and Farmer vs Pies) but no double figures since Gazza.

Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

For some reason we never seem to put the pedal down when we have a comfortable margin. Maybe just the modern game and not wanting to burn out players, but then there is also the ever important % to consider. Will be interesting to see how it plays out.

Id like to see Kozzie kick a bag.

We've had some big wins, particularly in 2018. I'd like to see a ruthless edge too but if we get a handy early lead, cruise and then pike on a few late ones to win by 40+ I won't complain. Just get the win (no injuries/reports of course) and worry about the rest afterwards.

12 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Garry Lyon 94 SF v Footscray? Neitz kicked 9 a couple of times I think (and Farmer vs Pies) but no double figures since Gazza.

Farmer kicked 9 in the second half (41 mins to be exact) against the pies in 2000 after being singled out by Daniher for his poor first half 

 

Edited by jnrmac

 
35 minutes ago, Redleg said:

In my day that was the name of my favourite pink sports newspaper.

I would buy fish and chips on the way home from the game and eat them while reading the fabulous, just printed, pink Sporting Globe.

Ah the wonderful memories.

If you played a good game in the u/17 in suburban footy you might even get a mention in the Sporting Globe 

Only happened to me once but still remember it 50 years on

19 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Farmer kicked 9 in the second half (41 mins to be exact) against the pies in 2000 after being singled out by Daniher for his poor first half 

 

And Farmer only got back on cos someone got injured otherwise he was gonna sit the rest of the game on the pine.


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