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NON-MFC: Rd 01 2023

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59 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

How much will Ollie Henry cop it from the pies fans & players tonight. He will cop it big time

Worst excuse to change clubs ever.

 
3 minutes ago, loges said:

Worst excuse to change clubs ever.

What was the excuse?

5 hours ago, monoccular said:

What deciduous schadenfreude if both Tigers and Blues were to miss the finals by half a game.  🤗🤗🤗

So an earlier than usual seasonal demise for both clubs, Autumn?
As Mel Brooks might have intoned…

“Tigerland is happy and gay, we’re playing to a faster pace, look out, here comes the tigers down the race.”

“I was born in Rathdowne, and that is why they call me Bags, don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Lygon Street party.”

 

Edited by Tarax Club
purely punctuation

 
35 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Wow, don't be a key defender the week of Rd 1 by the looks of it!

32 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

What was the excuse?

Homesick. His family are down in Geelong. Makes Luke Jackson homesickness seem feasible. At least his family are in a different state 


I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

But consistent.

 

Not a huge fan of GFC but I really hope they beat Collingwood. The less games they win the better. It would be good to start the weekend with a pies loss.

Also I hope they get smashed in the ruck & pies fans are miserable about the club ditching Grundy.


16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

You're certainly a nut job picket - no doubt about that.

However, I do agree with your opinion.

Could we dream of another draw?

42 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

Finally some football sense being spoken.

Gee thought both fox footy & 7 could have showed a bit more of selwoods lap. Say what you want about him but he has had an outstanding career 


This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching two detestable teams . FMD!!

Edited by Bitter but optimistic
wrong two

Round 1 has now become a contrived 50/50 round with roughly equal clubs pitched against each other.

Not sure what people think but to me it robs the regular season of decent matches when teams are more settled


3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching to detestable teams . FMD!!

I find a good Scotch or Canadian Club can sometimes fix watching teams I hate. And I really hate these two.

Pendlebury just handballed over his head to a Collingwood player who didn't break his stride (Hoskin-Elliot?). Hate the pies but can't help but admire Pendlebury.

 
8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching two detestable teams . FMD!!

Do yourself a favour and open another bottle, life is too short to drink ordinary Shiraz. 


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