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59 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

How much will Ollie Henry cop it from the pies fans & players tonight. He will cop it big time

Worst excuse to change clubs ever.

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5 hours ago, monoccular said:

What deciduous schadenfreude if both Tigers and Blues were to miss the finals by half a game.  🤗🤗🤗

So an earlier than usual seasonal demise for both clubs, Autumn?
As Mel Brooks might have intoned…

“Tigerland is happy and gay, we’re playing to a faster pace, look out, here comes the tigers down the race.”

“I was born in Rathdowne, and that is why they call me Bags, don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Lygon Street party.”

 

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I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

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4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

But consistent.

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16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

GO DEES!!😎

You're certainly a nut job picket - no doubt about that.

However, I do agree with your opinion.

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching to detestable teams . FMD!!

I find a good Scotch or Canadian Club can sometimes fix watching teams I hate. And I really hate these two.

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching two detestable teams . FMD!!

Do yourself a favour and open another bottle, life is too short to drink ordinary Shiraz. 

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