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NON-MFC: Rd 01 2023

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59 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

How much will Ollie Henry cop it from the pies fans & players tonight. He will cop it big time

Worst excuse to change clubs ever.

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    3 minutes ago, loges said:

    Worst excuse to change clubs ever.

    What was the excuse?

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    5 hours ago, monoccular said:

    What deciduous schadenfreude if both Tigers and Blues were to miss the finals by half a game.  🤗🤗🤗

    So an earlier than usual seasonal demise for both clubs, Autumn?
    As Mel Brooks might have intoned…

    “Tigerland is happy and gay, we’re playing to a faster pace, look out, here comes the tigers down the race.”

    “I was born in Rathdowne, and that is why they call me Bags, don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Lygon Street party.”

     

    Edited by Tarax Club
    purely punctuation

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    35 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    Wow, don't be a key defender the week of Rd 1 by the looks of it!

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    32 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    What was the excuse?

    Homesick. His family are down in Geelong. Makes Luke Jackson homesickness seem feasible. At least his family are in a different state 

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    I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

    I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

    GO DEES!!😎

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    4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

    I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

    GO DEES!!😎

    But consistent.

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    Not a huge fan of GFC but I really hope they beat Collingwood. The less games they win the better. It would be good to start the weekend with a pies loss.

    Also I hope they get smashed in the ruck & pies fans are miserable about the club ditching Grundy.

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    16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

    I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

    GO DEES!!😎

    You're certainly a nut job picket - no doubt about that.

    However, I do agree with your opinion.

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    Could we dream of another draw?

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    42 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I might seem a little unhinged and even homicidal, perhaps even totally out of control, but u know what

    I HATE EVERY OTHER TEAM OUT THERE!!

    GO DEES!!😎

    Finally some football sense being spoken.

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    Gee thought both fox footy & 7 could have showed a bit more of selwoods lap. Say what you want about him but he has had an outstanding career 

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    This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching two detestable teams . FMD!!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic
    wrong two

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    Round 1 has now become a contrived 50/50 round with roughly equal clubs pitched against each other.

    Not sure what people think but to me it robs the regular season of decent matches when teams are more settled

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching to detestable teams . FMD!!

    I find a good Scotch or Canadian Club can sometimes fix watching teams I hate. And I really hate these two.

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    Pendlebury just handballed over his head to a Collingwood player who didn't break his stride (Hoskin-Elliot?). Hate the pies but can't help but admire Pendlebury.

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This is what I've been reduced to.  Drinking an ordinary shiraz and watching two detestable teams . FMD!!

    Do yourself a favour and open another bottle, life is too short to drink ordinary Shiraz. 

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