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6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Loved hearing and chanting that onย  game day.

Could be i'm losing my hearing slowly but appears to have dropped away as a chant of late for some reason.

On the contrary! We have a young guy in the DA who leads that chant every time Kozzy kicks a goal. Everyone in our bay joins in. This kid idolises Kozzy and always has, so this morning I messaged him asking if his vocal cords are primed for another four years. He kept it cool just replying โ€œYepโ€ but I know heโ€™s probs still cartwheeling around his house. ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

On the contrary! We have a young guy in the DA who leads that chant every time Kozzy kicks a goal. Everyone in our bay joins in. This kid idolises Kozzy and always has, so this morning I messaged him asking if his vocal cords are primed for another four years. He kept it cool just replying โ€œYepโ€ but I know heโ€™s probs still cartwheeling around his house. ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

Great to hear its still going WC.ย  Do you also chant this with him?

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18 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Great to hear its still going WC.ย  Do you also chant this with him?

Yeah. He does the โ€œKOZZY KOZZY KOZZY bit and we do the โ€œOI OI OIโ€ bit. Itโ€™s his thing. Nobody would ever take that away from him. Heโ€™s so proud to lead it. This weekend it will be extra special. ๐Ÿฅฐ

edit: after last yearโ€™s Alice match, poor fellah couldnโ€™t speak for a couple of days. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah. He does the โ€œKOZZY KOZZY KOZZY bit and we do the โ€œOI OI OIโ€ bit. Itโ€™s his thing. Nobody would ever take that away from him. Heโ€™s so proud to lead it. This weekend it will be extra special. ๐Ÿฅฐ

Crikey....im usually right behind you guys.

Time for this old buzzard to visit a hearing specialist

59 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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I wasnโ€™t on DL at the time but Iโ€™m pretty sure the Jack Watts thread wouldnโ€™t have had a happy ending.ย 

I think youโ€™ll find that getting Fritta with the pick we got from Watts has made it indeed a very happy ending.ย 
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8 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

Seriously, Tim Lamb should get an OBE for his services to MFC list management.

Yep, seems on reflection, he was behind alot of the drafting moves that we often gave Josh credit for

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8 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

OOOOOOOOOHH YEAAAAAAAH

Randy Macho Man Savage ๐Ÿ˜‚


When Jeff Farmer left the Dees it honestly felt like someone had gutted me. He was the teams excitement machine, a key reason to attend the football, the wizard. ย I was dreading something similar with Kozzy. How could we possibly lose another player who was so exciting with that air of magic and anticipation?

His signing goes a long way to filling that hole. I canโ€™t wait to see what he produces over the next four plus years ahead. Thanks Kozzy.

5 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

Why is Chin called Chin? Is there a problem with his Chin?

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4 hours ago, JTR said:

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Or maybe it is the name Chindler? ย (Mispronounced by a New Zealander)

2 hours ago, Jibroni said:

The Tom Scully thread still holds the record.

How dare you mention that name on a happy thread. ย How dare you. ย ๐Ÿ˜ 

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28 minutes ago, Dodos Demons said:

So happy for the club and Kozzy. Exciting times ahead. Club has a Kozzy membership drive. Spread the love to friends and family and get them signed up on the back of Kozzy signing wave.ย 
https://membership.melbournefc.com.au/membership/36junior

https://membership.melbournefc.com.au/membership/36adult

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And if you have any trouble finalising the transaction(*), call Membership direct. They did it simple n quick.

(*I had a 'still processing' message 2 hours after submitting)

p.s. I hope Kozzy is getting an out-of-cap cut!

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

6 hours ago, monoccular said:

Jackson on the other hand kept us in limbo, underperformed in the process

I don't buy this.

I've seen it posted a lot.

If he underperformed last year because he knew he was out then there would have been a major bump in his performance this year.

There hasn't been.

If anything his game has dropped off this year.


Love Kozzie, love he's re-signed. I love watching our Indigenous players, all of them, from any team. Some of what I see is magic.

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By the way, does anyone know how Neville Jetta is travelling with the E Coli Wobblers? I would have loved for him to stay with us in some capacity.

19 minutes ago, rjay said:

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If anything his game has dropped off this year.

Doesnโ€™t help that heโ€™s playing for a dumpster fire of a team in the wrong position tho.ย 
Was not the case last year.ย 

No surprise ....

He told me at the Family Day that he was staying at the Dees. And I posted that information in this thread.ย 

4 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

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"After almost 22 years, Pickett has spent less than 1% of his life sure that he will re-sign with the Demons."

"After almost 9 months pre-natal, Pickett has begun being born in only the last 24 hours."

Meanwhile, if the relief of the decision being made produced a 3 goal & 3 goal assist game, we need to consider the possible AA competition for relaxed and comfortable Pickett in the 'actual small forward' role;

Papley, Green, C Cameron, Rankine, Higgins, and... Chandler!


I'm rapt that Kozzie has committed to Melbourne for another 4 years. Onya Kozzie!

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Incredibly exciting news to wake up to today. Our club is a place with incredible talent that doesnโ€™t want to leave. Iโ€™m stoked. Thanks Kozzie, youโ€™re an absolute superstar.

20 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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It survived on the night of the 25th of September 2021, I think itโ€™d survive anything! Which is great since it may cop a hiding come the 30th of September this year!!!!

Nice one.

You may be closer to the truth than it might seem.

I reckon lessons from last year have been learned and the team will motor along nicely , some losses being inevitable, but commentators around mid- late August will be remarking about the Dees being the team you don't want to meet in Week 1 of the finals.


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