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2023 Injury List

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Perry’s injury and his return

its like having a bag of lollies now or getting  a bag every year for 10 years

in my view extremely short view.

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    48 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Could we lease Oscar Allen for the rest of this season?

    One of my favorite non dees players. An absolute gun

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    35 minutes ago, Jontee said:

    Can we blame The French?

    Sure, we blamed them last year for Entrecôte 🇫🇷 

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    11 minutes ago, binman said:

    One of my favorite non dees players. An absolute gun

    +1, lease to own….

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    still like to know what the operation was, if there was one

    Yeah, who has the HP Sauce?

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    Petty - 4 to 6 weeks*
     

    * Subject to change without prior notice 

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    2 minutes ago, SPC said:

    Petty - 4 to 6 weeks*
     

    * Subject to change without prior notice 

    No No No Not the dreaded 426. They said 526. Come on. 

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    with 5 million afl accredited journos you'd think at least one could come up with some definitive info 

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    with 5 million afl accredited journos you'd think at least one could come up with some definitive info 

    With 67,943 members you'd think the Club could let us know what's going on. Why do we have to get it from journo's. 

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    with 5 million afl accredited journos you'd think at least one could come up with some definitive info 

    I think I’d rather the club’s doctors come up with the definitive info. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I can vouch for that. While I didn’t play a game of footy on it, I know the turf was schiit since several of our banner crew slipped and/or tripped. And it wasn’t our regulation klutzes (for example me), it was those who can boast that until yesterday their arzes rarely come into contact with the turf. 😁

    I would have thought you would have had the Long Stops on WCW Ready to dp your Hootenanny dance of grungy boogaloo after each goal! 🤣

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

    The vitriol being aimed at Sparrow is completely uncalled for. 

    Like blaming Viney for Gawn’s injury in round 2. Stupid. 

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    9 minutes ago, layzie said:

    The vitriol being aimed at Sparrow is completely uncalled for. 

    Anyone genuinely angry at Sparrow for “causing” this injury is as sharp as a beanbag. 

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Like blaming Viney for Gawn’s injury in round 2. Stupid. 

    I would never blame Sparrow directly, but one thing I've thought throughout these last couple of years is the very predictable way we play does reduce the incidence of major injuries. Sparrow's kick was not part of the plan, and did Petty no favours. Nor did the surface (Gawn, Petty, Fritsch all suffered unusual injuries on substandard grounds).

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    18 hours ago, monoccular said:

    If JVR could notget a game a year ago when we were in desperate straits up forward there is zero chance of us debuting Jefferson this year 

    I misread this as sprints and thought that there was an excess of pessimism here. 

    Dunno - Schache could be an answer up forward if someone can give him some angry pills. 

    Tom would certainly attack with all his ability. And he does have firm. 

    Tom used to run up and down like Reiwold( almost)

    Now he plods and he's just  one awkward landing from the end,no matter that he's a nice guy and gives his all 

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    42 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I would have thought you would have had the Long Stops on WCW Ready to dp your Hootenanny dance of grungy boogaloo after each goal! 🤣

    I have nfi what this is but if anyone ever sees me doing it… please shoot me. TIA. 

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    2 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

    I live for this kind of information. I’ll be at a pub quiz in 2029, this will be a question, and the entire pub will be in awe of the stupid [censored] I know. Thanks @Webber. Love it

    Here is another fun fact, high heels were designed by the Persians in the 10th centruy for their cavalry so they had better grip in the stirrups. 

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    46 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Like blaming Viney for Gawn’s injury in round 2. Stupid. 

    Nah, that was definitely Viney's fault 

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    2 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Here is another fun fact, high heels were designed by the Persians in the 10th centruy for their cavalry so they had better grip in the stirrups. 

    only the greeks knew how to dress soldiers

    Presidential Guard (Greece) - Wikipedia

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    42 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Nor did the surface (Gawn, Petty, Fritsch all suffered unusual injuries on substandard grounds).

    Interesting point.

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    2 hours ago, Wizza said:

    So annoying, especially as it was a result of a poorly executed 15 metre pass to a leading Petty.

    That's a bit unfair. Passes go astray in every AFL game, sometimes due to opposition pressure, sometimes just because of an error of judgment. There is not an AFL player who can hold his hands up and say he's never given a poor pass. There's a risk of injury in every contest for the ball.

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