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52 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I think Jordon injured his foot or ankle. 

Bowey is the really interesting one.  My theory is that in the Geelong game they rag dolled him and was dropped so that he could bulk up.  Will come back bigger and stronger next year.

Yes he got injured in the VFL up in Brisbane where he racked up 35 possessions in Casey’s only loss for the year. Someone stood on his foot late in the game unfortunately. He was the Medi sub the night before.😪

 
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I watched some of the stream but it dragged on too long. I was also disappointed that they didn't show more of the audience as I was hoping to see @WalkingCivilWar.

I reckon she would have been easily identifiable . 

A deranged looking ranga with an autograph book the size of The Pink Pages and blinding  all with the constant flash of irritating  selfies.

 

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Appears more like Mrs T-Rex to me.

A case of 'he who protests too much...' perhaps.😉

Maybe you and @WalkingCivilWar should get a room! 

Reckon she will de-friend me for that...😬

 
3 hours ago, DubDee said:

Top 5 comprised of a Pick 2, 3 and 4.
F/S that would have gone top 5 and a bloke traded in with pick 6

Would be nice to have a pick at the pointy end again this year

Yeah but how is Taylor going with picks in the 50s!! That’s where the real mettle grumble grumble fart!1!1

4 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Jackson finished a surprisingly high equal 13th.

Interestingly Jackson and Spargo averaged the same B & F points per game. I’m pretty sure this means Charlie is also worth 2 first rounders on the open market. 


5 hours ago, KingDingAling said:

No doubt. Providing he doesn’t get injured he will win most years. Coming into his prime and already the best is I’ve seen behind Ablett jr.

His in close work at the stoppage is really like nothing I've ever seen.

10 hours ago, DubDee said:

You make tough decisions early so you don’t end up doing a Collingwood who will be paying around $700K next for players not on their list

its clear we don’t see Hunt as part of our plans and the coaches expect Bowie etc to replace him next year 

While that's probably correct the fact remains Bowie needs 10 kgs and an extra 10 % of pace if he's going to be a long term player. 

12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i presume "to guess" was meant to be "tongues"   lol

Thanks dc you are correct 🙂

 
11 hours ago, IRW said:

While that's probably correct the fact remains Bowie needs 10 kgs and an extra 10 % of pace if he's going to be a long term player. 

Bowey has a high footy IQ and is an excellent kick remember what they said about Diesel Williams to short, too slow.. he showed them.!!!

1 hour ago, DeeZone said:

Bowey has a high footy IQ and is an excellent kick remember what they said about Diesel Williams to short, too slow.. he showed them.!!!

I don't dispute his " weapons";Spargo has a high footy IQ as well,that's why I have them waxing up forward.

The Diesel I recall weighed 88 kgs,had a low centre of gravity so you couldn't ragdoll him and his handball is more like and actual accurate Trac kick into the forward line than Clarrie's extraordinary extractions from under a pack.

I just reckon Bowey needs 10 kg's and that's a lot

Edited by IRW


18 minutes ago, IRW said:

I just reckon Bowey needs 10 kg's and that's a lot

Bowey will get those extra 10 kg's.... when he is 55!

21 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

A case of 'he who protests too much...' perhaps.😉

Maybe you and @WalkingCivilWar should get a room! 

Reckon she will de-friend me for that...😬

Great now you're doing the small writing!

 

11 minutes ago, layzie said:

Great now you're doing the small writing!

 

I have for a long time!  Just not too often.  😉

On 10/1/2022 at 11:08 AM, IRW said:

Glad to see May up there. 

I think Petty was stiff further down the list.

 

We are not bad judges really! 

1 hour ago, 58er said:

We are not bad judges really! 

Pretty damn good 58er Demonland top ten votes reflected coaches votes apart from order and we have our biases as do the coaches.lol.!!!


On 10/1/2022 at 2:10 PM, Lucifers Hero said:

 

A case of 'he who protests too much...' perhaps.😉

Maybe you and @WalkingCivilWar should get a room! 

Reckon she will de-friend me for that...😬

Aaaand… de-friended. 
 

JK Luci! I’d never de-friend you. For starters, we still have our plan to co-parent Jayden once the adoption papers are signed. Right? RIGHT???

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

On 10/1/2022 at 12:04 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I watched some of the stream but it dragged on too long. I was also disappointed that they didn't show more of the audience as I was hoping to see @WalkingCivilWar.

I reckon she would have been easily identifiable . 

A deranged looking ranga with an autograph book the size of The Pink Pages and blinding  all with the constant flash of irritating  selfies.

You didn’t look hard enough you old letch. I was hard to miss for I was a “vision in white” according to my neighbour who’s 89yo and blind in one eye and has impaired vision in the other. But I’m taking it!!!

And no autograph book. That’s only for training sessions, and it’s a guernsey. Autograph books went the way of the dinosaur aeons ago. But guilty as charged re the unceasing selfie opps. At one point I got a selfie with Kozzy and his cuz Chase Burgoyne taken by Ricky Lever (!) such was the abundance of willing selfie participants. And when I say “willing” I mean “will do anything to get rid of her.” 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I have for a long time!  Just not too often.  😉

Same here*

*Denotes having a good time

7 hours ago, IRW said:

I don't dispute his " weapons";Spargo has a high footy IQ as well,that's why I have them waxing up forward.

The Diesel I recall weighed 88 kgs,had a low centre of gravity so you couldn't ragdoll him and his handball is more like and actual accurate Trac kick into the forward line than Clarrie's extraordinary extractions from under a pack.

I just reckon Bowey needs 10 kg's and that's a lot

You mean like Caleb Daniel 170cm and 71kg, 153 games so far at 26yo?

1 hour ago, old55 said:

You mean like Caleb Daniel 170cm and 71kg, 153 games so far at 26yo?

think he's imagining more porko zorko 🤣


9 hours ago, IRW said:

I just reckon Bowey needs 10 kg's and that's a lot

Jeez, he'd be like a giant red-headed sausage* rolling around the ground

* footy frank

10 hours ago, IRW said:

I just reckon Bowey needs 10 kg's and that's a lot

I've got some spare ones that I'd be happy to donate.

4 hours ago, old55 said:

You mean like Caleb Daniel 170cm and 71kg, 153 games so far 

Fair point.

I still think he's too light

Edited by IRW

 

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