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[censored] the goal [censored] me

 

Just now, Jaded No More said:

10 [censored] seconds left. Jesus Christ why do we allow this [censored]? 

It’s called the Dangerzone.

It’s where Melbourne players go to put their feet up and relax after doing the hard work early on.

That late goal could be huge in the scheme of thing.

given our second halves and the limping going on out there I think we need to be further ahead.

This game should be over but more worrying is the lack of any finals flair

We literally are limping towards the finish line

 

Can we not give up junk time goals… FFS

Petty huge, Nibbler been good, Trac a star, Kozzie on fire, Fritta poor, Spargo putrid, Max needs to re assert dominance. Dogga needs to learn to bloody mark. Langers needs to get more involved .


Just now, von said:

given our second halves and the limping going on out there I think we need to be further ahead.

Doctor Laura BOG. Dispensing more pills than a back ally drug dealer. 

10 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Brisbane discovering how much we fumble under the slightest pressure.

Give it a rest mate. 
it’s Finals Football 

8 minutes ago, IRW said:

Any chance Jackson can take a mark occasionally?

He's playing the role of Weiderman really well. We can call him nearly tonight because he has nearly taken a mark 


Trac looks v v sore not sure he should be out there 

Just now, Sydee said:

Trac looks v v sore not sure he should be out there 

Leading possession getter. A freak. 

Not confident we will run this game out, think lions will make a run late, we have wasted our chances to gap them


Yes BT. We get it that Tracc is sore.

Glad we're in front but gee we wast some chances need to put them away second half 

Are we managing the game tempo after being banged up last week?  Weren't playing to the same standard as against the swans.

 
Just now, Demonstone said:

What a disaster.  We've only doubled their score to half time.

I’m next to the bench and we are struggling. So many players limping off. Pain killers galore. Unfortunately a 22 point lead has been proven to not be a handy lead for us. Let alone with this many players struggling. 


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