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This for a place in a Preliminary Final

It wonโ€™t be easy because the Swans are on a winning streak and their 6-2 record against this seasonโ€™s top eight tells us that they are capable of anything. However, the Demons are just hitting their straps and September belongs to us!

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Just do the job Demons. Find a way.ย 
You know what is requiredโ€ฆ.

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Be loud today dees fans I have a feeling the crowd will be 70% in our favour, let the boys know we're there. Dees to come out firing like in round 12, only this time we will run the game out and protect the lead. 35 point win.

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The atmosphere will be electric tonight, cannot wait!

Ben Brown seemed to move a little better against Brisbane, so with the week off, I think he could be in for a big night.ย 

This will be a good test, but I think we may send a shiver through the competition tonight. ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต
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Weโ€™re at the airport, early flight but weโ€™ve allowed time in case a flight in canceled. Been to 3 games so far this year and theyโ€™ve all been wins.ย 
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And weโ€™ve boarded.

Those 2 finals at the G in 2018 were special and without doubt the highlight of my time following the Dees. So looking forward to tonight after the tedium of that goddam pandemic and watching our march last year from my sitting room

Pack the G to the rafters and blow the roof of the old place tonight fellow Dees tragics

On the game, Sydney won't know what hit them tonight.

Dees by 35 points

33 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Weโ€™re at the airport, early flight but weโ€™ve allowed time in case a flight in canceled. Been to 3 games so far this year and theyโ€™ve all been wins.ย 
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And weโ€™ve boarded.

Safe travels!

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The quest begins tonight. Max said the boys want to win it in front of us this year, the least we could do is thank them for giving us the opportunity to witness it live. We need to make as much noise as possible tonight, in a game like this against this mob our support might just be the difference.


Been looking forward to this for 3 months+. I think the players have too.

Hope the crowd is loud tonight and drowns out any Swannies who show up.

We are built for finals. Best defense and best contested footy teams in 2022.ย 

What wins finals, defense and contested footy

Last year each game of finals a different player stood up - Clarry v lions, Gawn v cats and Trac v Dogs.ย 


Tonight I am on Viney to play a classic bash and crash

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Go deesย 

On my way to work then heading straight into the G after work. Cannot wait.

I do hope the players remember there words last year when they said there motivation is to win in front of our fans at the G.

I suspect hunt and Melksham will be playing there heart out to give themselves a chance to taste success. Melksham has been playing so well & you can see his motivation.

I really really hope we get the job done & win well. I could not handle an ending like last night.

Come on dees have a great win.

All I asked for my birthday is a Melbourne win. Letโ€™s Go Dees!

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Also please Melbourne fans come and be loud! Make noise and get the umpires on our side and lift the boys. We missed out last year and it still hurts. Donโ€™t take this opportunity for granted.ย 


4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Nervous...

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Thatโ€™s ok DD, weโ€™ve only got just under 13 hours to go (somehow Iโ€™m meant to be productive at work today ๐Ÿคฎ)

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

All I asked for my birthday is a Melbourne win. Letโ€™s Go Dees!

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Also please Melbourne fans come and be loud! Make noise and get the umpires on our side and lift the boys. We missed out last year and it still hurts. Donโ€™t take this opportunity for granted.ย 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADED!ย 
๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿบ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

May you have THE BEST birthday ever and remain โ€œJaded NO MORE forever!

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

It's finals time - yet not of the tellie variety.

Pack your vocal chords 'landers.

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADED!ย 
๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿบ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

May you have THE BEST birthday ever and remain โ€œJaded NO MORE forever!

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

Thanks. It was yesterday. But the real party will be tonight if we win.ย 

โ€œAny boss who sacks someone for not turning up to work today because theyโ€™d rather be at the โ€˜G is a bumโ€ย 

โ€” Bob Hawke

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โ€Well may we say God save the Demons, because nothing will save the Sydney Swansโ€

โ€” Gough Whitlam

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6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

All I asked for my birthday is a Melbourne win. Letโ€™s Go Dees!

I think youโ€™d rather I get mine Jaded instead of you yours, as mines on the 23rd.

I mean I got mine last year as well, but I wasnโ€™t there, so that doesnโ€™t countโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆright?

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

I think youโ€™d rather I get mine Jaded instead of you yours, as mines on the 23rd.

I mean I got mine last year as well, but I wasnโ€™t there, so that doesnโ€™t countโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆright?

How about we ALL get what we want. Endless premierships for all Dees fansย 

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4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Thanks. It was yesterday. But the real party will be tonight WHEN we win.ย 

Seems you made a typo ๐Ÿ˜‰ย 

All good now though.ย 
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15 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Nervous...

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Bit early for that mate jeez ๐Ÿคฃ

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

How about we ALL get what we want. Endless premierships for all Dees fansย 

Flowers In The Dirt Yes GIF by Paul McCartney

Iโ€™ll happily settle for just one more, if itโ€™s this yearsโ€™.ย 


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