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Gastro Scare at the Dees

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Shouldn’t Hibberd and co. avoid the main group at all costs? Can remain contagious for a while..

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    8 minutes ago, Deenooos_ said:

    [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] - use imagination

    Shouldn’t Hibberd and co. avoid the main group at all costs? Can remain contagious for a while..

    Calm down.

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    Think its the 2 or 3rd time Goody has come down with something this year.

    Worst case scenario Yze would step up as coach.

     

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    Maybe a strategy by Goody so he can watch multiple angles and streams from the comfort of his lounge room and beam in his messages to Yze. Worked well last time 😬

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just mind games to confuse swans

    I wish (hope)!

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    6 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Running 12-15 Ks in an AFL game the day after copping a bout of gastro can't be great preparation. 

    From experience, the day after is much better than the day of… 

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    The players had the day off yesterday when goody came down with it at lunchtime according to Chaplin. 

    And he's obviously stayed away today. 

    I'm confident the players are ok

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    16 minutes ago, Wizza said:

    Damn it!! Ah well, we got a good excuse if we lose now 

    Good enough for Geelong 

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    Hibbo is a massive loss if he doesn’t get up. A perfect match up for Papley. 

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    Welcome to the Finals boys and girls, this is the best of us, the game with in the game has kicked off early.

    The journos sure do need those cheap bait clicks don't they?

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    The Pig could be a little lighter on his feet when running Palely into the ground.

     

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    1 hour ago, Wizza said:

    Damn it!! Ah well, we got a good excuse if we lose now 

    Is that the same excuse Geelong have been telling themselves?

    We won't use excuses, if we lose it will be learning's 

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    5 minutes ago, Vitamin Dee said:

    The Pig could be a little lighter on his feet when running Palely into the ground.

     

    hopefully he follows him around like a bad smell

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    2 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Running 12-15 Ks in an AFL game the day after copping a bout of gastro can't be great preparation. 

    Unless your Langers who welcomes it as an extra endurance challenge.

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