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Port captain and vice captain making big statements about how 'arrogant and entitled' the Crows are.

Is it their Ed Langdon 'all duck, no dinner'/'one trick pony' moment?

Like Ed's it may come back to bite them, big time!

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The Geelong vs Eagles will be the biggest snore fest of all time.

Firstly, because it will be a training run for Geelong.

Secondly, it is Dangerfield's 300th game and the endless commentary and fawning will be 🤮

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24 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

The Geelong vs Eagles will be the biggest snore fest of all time.

Firstly, because it will be a training run for Geelong.

Secondly, it is Dangerfield's 300th game and the endless commentary and fawning will be 🤮

Dangerfields 300 th. !  Didnt see it mentioned anywhere probably due to Essendon imploding all week long.

Can just imagine all the players lining up to applaud him with mum and dad as well all wearing geelong scarfs.

Vomitous to watch. 

How could Collingwood lower themselves to give a guard of honour to Selwood on breaking the longest serving captain record. Sickening sight.

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10 minutes ago, deebunked said:

Dangerfields 300 th. !  Didnt see it mentioned anywhere probably due to Essendon imploding all week long.

Can just imagine all the players lining up to applaud him with mum and dad as well all wearing geelong scarfs.

Vomitous to watch. 

How could Collingwood lower themselves to give a guard of honour to Selwood on breaking the longest serving captain record. Sickening sight.

The filth are already low, it's not hard.

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5 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

So do we want Carlton to miss finals or Collingwood to miss the the double chance? I'm genuinely torn. I'd like us to play Fremantle at the G in a QF given the choice. 

Carlscum to win in a close Bone Crunching affair. 
Then they can kill each other in the Elimination Final

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18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Carlscum to win in a close Bone Crunching affair. 
Then they can kill each other in the Elimination Final

I'm gonna tip those twats. As for Collingwood I just want them to go back to hubcap land.

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1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Giving The Filth the Double chance 

No Thankyou 

There's never any point asking me whether I'd prefer pain or happiness for Collingwood. Give me a Carlton win with a terrible free kick in the square to win after they've bashed each other up and then we'll dust off the 1970 GF DVD for dessert that evening.

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3 minutes ago, layzie said:

There's never any point asking me whether I'd prefer pain or happiness for Collingwood. Give me a Carlton win with a terrible free kick in the square to win after they've bashed each other up and then we'll dust off the 1970 GF DVD for dessert that evening.

The 1970 GF is the first game I remember going to. I was 7 years old.

I was told seriously to not barrack for The Filth under any circumstance. 

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6 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

The 1970 GF is the first game I remember going to. I was 7 years old.

I was told seriously to not barrack for The Filth under any circumstance. 

Would have been a great one to be at for what it's worth. Biggest attendance ever. Wise advance you were given SWYL.

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