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NON-MFC: Round 23, 2022

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5 ahead in my comp. No need to hedge the bets, going for broke tonight with us.

And due to that the rest is nothing to see here. Might tip Carlton just for fun.

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    Win tonight and I couldn’t give a Rats

    lost tonight and I’ll be cheering on GWS, Carlton and Saints!

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    A big Essendon win would really add more egg to their faces. Provided Rutten coaches.

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    Port captain and vice captain making big statements about how 'arrogant and entitled' the Crows are.

    Is it their Ed Langdon 'all duck, no dinner'/'one trick pony' moment?

    Like Ed's it may come back to bite them, big time!

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    Just want to see GWS, Druggos, Hawks and Saints win. Tonite then won't matter as much.

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    Watch out for some possible tanking from North Melbourne who have applied for draft relief. A win might throw the cat among the pigeons so to speak because it could result in the Weagles getting the spoon and first draft pick.

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    Go Saints.  At least make it a close bruising affair.  Please.  

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    18 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    A big Essendon win would really add more egg to their faces. Provided Rutten coaches.

    I'm level for 3rd but behind on points diff. Bumbers are my wild card after the week they have had.

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    The Geelong vs Eagles will be the biggest snore fest of all time.

    Firstly, because it will be a training run for Geelong.

    Secondly, it is Dangerfield's 300th game and the endless commentary and fawning will be 🤮

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    Fremantle leap to 3rd if they beat the Toby Greene Allstars today.

    Knowing Geelongs luck they'll get Freo at the G in the QF.

    Sickening football club  oozing with entitlement.😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

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    I will be oh yea so verily tickling my you know whats if GWS can beat freo.

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    24 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    The Geelong vs Eagles will be the biggest snore fest of all time.

    Firstly, because it will be a training run for Geelong.

    Secondly, it is Dangerfield's 300th game and the endless commentary and fawning will be 🤮

    Dangerfields 300 th. !  Didnt see it mentioned anywhere probably due to Essendon imploding all week long.

    Can just imagine all the players lining up to applaud him with mum and dad as well all wearing geelong scarfs.

    Vomitous to watch. 

    How could Collingwood lower themselves to give a guard of honour to Selwood on breaking the longest serving captain record. Sickening sight.

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    10 minutes ago, deebunked said:

    Dangerfields 300 th. !  Didnt see it mentioned anywhere probably due to Essendon imploding all week long.

    Can just imagine all the players lining up to applaud him with mum and dad as well all wearing geelong scarfs.

    Vomitous to watch. 

    How could Collingwood lower themselves to give a guard of honour to Selwood on breaking the longest serving captain record. Sickening sight.

    The filth are already low, it's not hard.

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    17 minutes ago, deebunked said:

    How could Collingwood lower themselves to give a guard of honour to Selwood

    It's called sportsmanship.  I'd be disappointed if we didn't do the same under those circumstances.

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    So do we want Carlton to miss finals or Collingwood to miss the the double chance? I'm genuinely torn. I'd like us to play Fremantle at the G in a QF given the choice. 

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    5 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    So do we want Carlton to miss finals or Collingwood to miss the the double chance? I'm genuinely torn. I'd like us to play Fremantle at the G in a QF given the choice. 

    Carlscum to win in a close Bone Crunching affair. 
    Then they can kill each other in the Elimination Final

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    18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Carlscum to win in a close Bone Crunching affair. 
    Then they can kill each other in the Elimination Final

    I'm gonna tip those twats. As for Collingwood I just want them to go back to hubcap land.

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    8 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I'm gonna tip those twats. Ad for Collingwood I just want them to go back to hubcap land.

    Giving The Filth the Double chance 

    No Thankyou 

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    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Giving The Filth the Double chance 

    No Thankyou 

    There's never any point asking me whether I'd prefer pain or happiness for Collingwood. Give me a Carlton win with a terrible free kick in the square to win after they've bashed each other up and then we'll dust off the 1970 GF DVD for dessert that evening.

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    There's never any point asking me whether I'd prefer pain or happiness for Collingwood. Give me a Carlton win with a terrible free kick in the square to win after they've bashed each other up and then we'll dust off the 1970 GF DVD for dessert that evening.

    The 1970 GF is the first game I remember going to. I was 7 years old.

    I was told seriously to not barrack for The Filth under any circumstance. 

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    Shaky start Freo. Looks like one of those days when the Giants decide to turn up

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    6 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    The 1970 GF is the first game I remember going to. I was 7 years old.

    I was told seriously to not barrack for The Filth under any circumstance. 

    Would have been a great one to be at for what it's worth. Biggest attendance ever. Wise advance you were given SWYL.

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