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17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

GO THE MIGHTY BLUES!!!

Sheeeeet, did I say that out loud???

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Carlton are my second team.
Please donโ€™t judge me.ย 

No no no no no!! Don't say it, type it, feel it or think it. An abomination that causes desolation!

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I'm torn as to which pack of these tip rats I want to win.ย 

An absolute throw by Cripps when tackled, in Richmond forward line โ€“ no free. Some players are untouchable.

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20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

GO THE MIGHTY BLUES!!!

Sheeeeet, did I say that out loud???

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ย 

Carlton are my second team.
Please donโ€™t judge me.ย 

Sorry impossible not to judge you after saying that. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฎ

3 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

No no no no no!! Don't say it, type it, feel it or think it. An abomination that causes desolation!

Too late. Iโ€™m a lost cause. At this point even an exorcism wouldnโ€™t do it.ย 


1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

Sorry impossible not to judge you after saying that. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฎ

All good. Even I judge me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

If we had a Harry McKay weโ€™d be sitting at 12-1.

And we would be a very complete side. But in that bizzaro world, Weid would have won the Coleman 3 years running.ย 

Tigers 8 points behind us with zero injuries


EAD Carlscum. Should shut their [censored] supporters up for a few minutes.

Imagine how much Carlton would have lost by if the maggots bothered to pick up the throws

8 hours ago, dees189227 said:

So how long do the boys get off this week? Hopefully they use it to have a good rest & stay out of any trouble.

I noticed de goey went to Bali. Interesting decision.ย 

57 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

If we had a Harry McKay weโ€™d be sitting at 12-1.

We could have, he was taken after Weid.


7 hours ago, rolling fog said:

Both of tonightโ€™s sides look like theyโ€™d have us covered at the moment.

People keep saying we havenโ€™t beaten anyone. In fact, we took Richmond apart in everything except the size of the winning margin - because we kicked so inaccurately. We were miles better than them.

20 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

People keep saying we havenโ€™t beaten anyone. In fact, we took Richmond apart in everything except the size of the winning margin - because we kicked so inaccurately. We were miles better than them.

Maybe but atm we are not playing the same brand of football

I watched this game with a lot of interest and there were three very stark differences to the way we play atm

1. A willingness to run and carry moving the ball forward as quickly as possible

2. Effective tall forwards that if they donโ€™t mark bring the ball to ground so their small forwards can go to workย 

3. Consistent pressure acts when not in possession meaning opposition has less time to dispose effectivelyย 

I donโ€™t think the way weโ€™ve played over the last month or so weโ€™d beat either of those sides last night which is obviously a big concern because they are both lapping at our healsย 

Lets hope we regain some form and fastย 

It would be great if BB and Weid watched how physical the tall forwards were in this game - I donโ€™t think they have it in them to replicate that but it would be nice if they couldย 

10 hours ago, Ollie fan said:

An absolute throw by Cripps when tackled, in Richmond forward line โ€“ no free. Some players are untouchable.

As I've posted several times before, I don't understand why the commentators don't call this out. More relevant than most of their air filling.

AFL directive not to criticise umpires?

7 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

As I've posted several times before, I don't understand why the commentators don't call this out. More relevant than most of their air filling.

AFL directive not to criticise umpires?

If it looks like a throw acts like a throw, then it is a throw.

Except when it's Carlton doing it.

Just now, willmoy said:

If it looks like a throw acts like a throw, then it is a throw.

Except when it's Carlton doing it.

Or Bulldogs, Cats, Eagles to mention a few other perennial offenders.


Yes we are only 2 games ahead of teams like Richmond and Collingwood. This is what happens when you lose 3 on the bounce, very much not ideal no matter what the excuse.ย 

If Cats, Saints and Sydney win their games vs Eagles, Ess and Port by even a couple of goals, Carlton will go from 4th to 7th by tomorrow night.

Edited by Lucifers Hero

When you watch a game like last night's, it's confusing because you think that your team is be adjudicated by a different set of rules.Take for example pushing into fence. MFC game, free straight away. Arguing with umpire free straight away. Going off the mark before play on, err forgot to blow whistle free and 50 straight away.ย  Yet we all saw those being flaunted.

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13 hours ago, dee-tox said:

No one puts any attention into Jayden Short. Nearly 1000 metres gained tonight.

Happens all the time for some reason.

3 hours ago, Winners at last said:

As I've posted several times before, I don't understand why the commentators don't call this out. More relevant than most of their air filling.

AFL directive not to criticise umpires?

Winners at last please tell me you thought Crisp's handball to Cox for his goal on Monday was a throw. I just want to find one person that agrees with me on thisย ๐Ÿ˜


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