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4 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

The delinquents and unemployed adults are in Queanbeyan SWYL. At least theyย are honest and authentic.

As long as they pay my Super every fortnight i am cool QD :)

Can someone tell Bin....top of the Ponsford's open!ย ย ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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49 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m sitting next to Pauline (Frittaโ€™s mum). This is gonna be one helluva game!!!!

#DAdetractors,ComeAndTellUsInPersonHowCrapWeAre

Can you ask if she likes fried bananas drizzled in maple syrup?

Edited by Demon Dynasty


David neitz brilliant as Braveheart in the slide was great.

You forget there is a football game afterwards.

Great to look around the ground and see the blue beanies

2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Can you ask if she likes fried bananas drizzled in maple syrup?

I could. And Iโ€™m sure her answer will be โ€œSECURITY!โ€

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6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This just happened:

So Iโ€™m sitting on the steps of a disused building in Flinders Street coz no benches, having one last coffee before sausage duties. A guy walks past, I smile and nod coz me. He comes back and tries to give me a $10 note. Dude thought I was homeless!!! Of course I refused the money and tried to convince him that I am not a beggar. Two cops happened to walk by and heard us. One of the cops says, โ€œnah mate, sheโ€™s definitely not doing it tough, have a look, sheโ€™s a Melbourne supporter.โ€๐Ÿคฃ

I would have taken the tenner...it's almost half a beer at the G..

Maybe he thought you needed a new cheeseboard.

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Just now, Demonland said:

Why are we wearing Royal blue against Collingwood?

Carlton and Essendon both wore their dark kits on Fridays night. The away guernsey policy makes no sense.ย 

Not to mention Dreamtime at the G

Gee been awhile since I heard us booed like that.ย 

Hopefully we start well & shut the crowd up.ย 

I'm in the members & get stuck with a Collingwood family in front of me.

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Why are we wearing Royal blue against Collingwood?

Carlton and Essendon both wore their dark kits on Friday night. The away guernsey policy makes no sense.ย 

We also wore them against the Pies in 2019.

3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

We also wore them against the Pies in 2019.

Disgracefulย 


Plenty of MFC ย faithful here!!

Watching from near Goulburn NSW today on Kayo, good luck to everyone there and give them hell.


This game will tell us a lot....ie if we really are going to be a premier team again.

Bbb used to kill us let's hope he can kick a bag.

Edited by leave it to deever

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11 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Why are we wearing Royal blue against Collingwood?

Carlton and Essendon both wore their dark kits on Friday night. The away guernsey policy makes no sense.ย 

Exactly what I said Friday and got shot downย 


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