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Dees to win by 9 (democracy) snags.

(Would you believe my local polling booth does not have a sausage sizzle?)

 
1 hour ago, In Harmes Way said:

You’re cutting up your phone?

Gold right there. 

To-do list:

  1. Parkrun - check. Got a good time for an older bloke so smugly bragging about it to family
  2. Voting - check. Had a good chat to a local independent candidate who has no chance of winning but is giving it a crack which I admire greatly.
  3. Minestrone soup - in the slow cooker
  4. Clean out the carport gutters, and desludge the bathroom u-bends - TBC after lunch

Then plonk in front of the footy and hopefully:

  1. Ben Brown to kick 10, while smiling and enjoying himself.
  2. Gawn, Petracca and Oliver to take a back seat while Sparrow and Jackson tear the Roos apart. 
  3. Pickett and Spargo to cause havoc.
  4. Postgame, get onto Demonland and enjoy gloating about being the best team in the league
  5. Watch whatever game is in TV, knowing neither of the teams is as good as us. Yes, more gloating.

 

 
4 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Clean out the carport gutters, and desludge the bathroom u-bends - TBC after lunch

Funny, a lot of North supporters are also planning to desludge their bathroom u-bends, starting from just before 4:30.

Sensing a frustrating game coming up. North to be with 20 points at time and us to win by 35

Although if we are switched on, under the roof and kick straight it could be messy

i think I’ve made myself clear 


Just now, Mazer Rackham said:

Funny, a lot of North supporters are also planning to desludge their bathroom u-bends, starting from just before 4:30.

After too many beers last night I sludged my U-bend earlier!

9 hours ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

This weekend we should be playing in Alice Springs, of all rounds, this should be played here

Perfect day for footy here today as well

 

Just have a feeling TMac is inching back to his best form 

The margin will be determined by the level of intensity and pressure the roos bring, and if that level is acceptable how long they can maintain it.

I am extremely confident we will bring our minimum base level of intensity of pressure.

So  If they don't bring it, or do but only for say the first half, then a 100 point hammering is on the cards.


I've voted  - postal vote.

Preparing lentil soup, may sit outside in the sun after that and do the cryptic crossword.

Not going to the match .... hate Doglands and have a commitment tonight (see below). I'm predicting a woeful attendance ... 25,000 is my guess.

Attend Don's Party tonight. (The younger folk in this forum won't understand this reference.)

Hey…

Guess who’s making her banner raising debut today???

I’ll give y’all a clue: ME!

Peeps at the match look out for me. I’ll be the horizontal one, as opposed to the vertical ones, ie the ones who AREN’T lying on the turf having just tripped over. 

#squadLife

#KlutzLife

#wtfWasIthinkingAcceptingWhatIsSureToBeAdebacleSinceI’mClumsyAF

 

 

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

 

i think I’ve made myself clear 

 

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

After too many beers last night I sludged my U-bend earlier!

If not in this post then defs in the one that followed. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

3 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

You’re cutting up your phone?

 

4 hours ago, sisso said:

Gonna be expensive destroying your iPhone 

Jesus you lads I'm on a roll here...

Nah I'll just microwave instead.

35 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey…

Guess who’s making her banner raising debut today???

I’ll give y’all a clue: ME!

Peeps at the match look out for me. I’ll be the horizontal one, as opposed to the vertical ones, ie the ones who AREN’T lying on the turf having just tripped over. 

#squadLife

#KlutzLife

#wtfWasIthinkingAcceptingWhatIsSureToBeAdebacleSinceI’mClumsyAF

 

 

It’ll be a banner day for you alright!

good luck!

what’s the message on it??

‘Gawn in 60 seconds’ is the best I can think up


47 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I've voted  - postal vote.

Preparing lentil soup, may sit outside in the sun after that and do the cryptic crossword.

Not going to the match .... hate Doglands and have a commitment tonight (see below). I'm predicting a woeful attendance ... 25,000 is my guess.

Attend Don's Party tonight. (The younger folk in this forum won't understand this reference.)

25K would be good crowd given the oppo and venue 

hopefully we make 20K

13 minutes ago, DubDee said:

25K would be good crowd given the oppo and venue 

hopefully we make 20K

Glad its not our coffers that will take a hit!

45 minutes ago, DubDee said:

It’ll be a banner day for you alright!

good luck!

what’s the message on it??

‘Gawn in 60 seconds’ is the best I can think up

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 but it has a massive NARRM logo (all of which I cut out!) on one side and a montage of BBB pics (none of which I was allowed near) on the reverse side, and it says Ben Brown 150 Huge Games (!!!!)

Again, Dub, don’t tell a soul!

 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 but it has a massive NARRM logo (all of which I cut out!) on one side and a montage of BBB pics (none of which I was allowed near) on the reverse side, and it says Ben Brown 150 Huge Goals. Again, Dub, don’t tell a soul!

 

be sure to take a pic and post to demonland tonight

in fact it can be your job to get a pic each game 😃 👍


7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 but it has a massive NARRM logo (all of which I cut out!) on one side and a montage of BBB pics (none of which I was allowed near) on the reverse side, and it says Ben Brown 150 Huge Goals. Again, Dub, don’t tell a soul!

 

Ok, who's going to tell WCW about the mistake in the banner? Hopefully she's just written the wrong word on demonland 😅

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

be sure to take a pic and post to demonland tonight

in fact it can be your job to get a pic each game 😃 👍

Might be difficult to take a pic while lying on the turf but I’ll try my damndest. That’s if I can comfortably hold my phone with rope-burnt hands. Again, damndest.  👍🏽 

1 hour ago, Winners at last said:

I've voted  - postal vote.

Preparing lentil soup, may sit outside in the sun after that and do the cryptic crossword.

Not going to the match .... hate Doglands and have a commitment tonight (see below). I'm predicting a woeful attendance ... 25,000 is my guess.

Attend Don's Party tonight. (The younger folk in this forum won't understand this reference.)

Love that film

 
13 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Ok, who's going to tell WCW about the mistake in the banner? Hopefully she's just written the wrong word on demonland 😅

Amended! Now to hotfoot it to the ground to amend same on banner! Might take a little longer. 😬 


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