GAMEDAY: Rd 10 vs North Melbourne

[Fritta and Turner 3,913]

Dees to win by 9 (democracy) snags.

(Would you believe my local polling booth does not have a sausage sizzle?)

[Maldonboy38 6,170]

1 hour ago, In Harmes Way said:

You’re cutting up your phone?

Gold right there. 

[Maldonboy38 6,170]

To-do list:

1. Parkrun - check. Got a good time for an older bloke so smugly bragging about it to family
2. Voting - check. Had a good chat to a local independent candidate who has no chance of winning but is giving it a crack which I admire greatly.
3. Minestrone soup - in the slow cooker
4. Clean out the carport gutters, and desludge the bathroom u-bends - TBC after lunch

Then plonk in front of the footy and hopefully:

1. Ben Brown to kick 10, while smiling and enjoying himself.
2. Gawn, Petracca and Oliver to take a back seat while Sparrow and Jackson tear the Roos apart. 
3. Pickett and Spargo to cause havoc.
4. Postgame, get onto Demonland and enjoy gloating about being the best team in the league
5. Watch whatever game is in TV, knowing neither of the teams is as good as us. Yes, more gloating.

 

[Mazer Rackham 14,970]

4 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Clean out the carport gutters, and desludge the bathroom u-bends - TBC after lunch

Funny, a lot of North supporters are also planning to desludge their bathroom u-bends, starting from just before 4:30.

[DubDee 22,192]

Sensing a frustrating game coming up. North to be with 20 points at time and us to win by 35

Although if we are switched on, under the roof and kick straight it could be messy

i think I’ve made myself clear 

[DubDee 22,192]

Just now, Mazer Rackham said:

Funny, a lot of North supporters are also planning to desludge their bathroom u-bends, starting from just before 4:30.

After too many beers last night I sludged my U-bend earlier!

[dees189227 11,384]

Just don't forget to go & vote before the footy

[Phil C 651]

9 hours ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

This weekend we should be playing in Alice Springs, of all rounds, this should be played here

Perfect day for footy here today as well

[loges 6,417]

Just have a feeling TMac is inching back to his best form 

[binman 39,778]

The margin will be determined by the level of intensity and pressure the roos bring, and if that level is acceptable how long they can maintain it.

I am extremely confident we will bring our minimum base level of intensity of pressure.

So  If they don't bring it, or do but only for say the first half, then a 100 point hammering is on the cards.

[Winners at last 4,962]

I've voted  - postal vote.

Preparing lentil soup, may sit outside in the sun after that and do the cryptic crossword.

Not going to the match .... hate Doglands and have a commitment tonight (see below). I'm predicting a woeful attendance ... 25,000 is my guess.

Attend Don's Party tonight. (The younger folk in this forum won't understand this reference.)

[WalkingCivilWar 35,390]

Hey…

Guess who’s making her banner raising debut today???

I’ll give y’all a clue: ME!

Peeps at the match look out for me. I’ll be the horizontal one, as opposed to the vertical ones, ie the ones who AREN’T lying on the turf having just tripped over. 

#squadLife

#KlutzLife

#wtfWasIthinkingAcceptingWhatIsSureToBeAdebacleSinceI’mClumsyAF

 

 

[WalkingCivilWar 35,390]

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

 

i think I’ve made myself clear 

 

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

After too many beers last night I sludged my U-bend earlier!

If not in this post then defs in the one that followed. 

Edited May 21, 2022 by WalkingCivilWar

[dazzledavey36 49,910]

3 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

You’re cutting up your phone?

 

4 hours ago, sisso said:

Gonna be expensive destroying your iPhone 

Jesus you lads I'm on a roll here...

Nah I'll just microwave instead.

[DubDee 22,192]

35 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey…

Guess who’s making her banner raising debut today???

I’ll give y’all a clue: ME!

Peeps at the match look out for me. I’ll be the horizontal one, as opposed to the vertical ones, ie the ones who AREN’T lying on the turf having just tripped over. 

#squadLife

#KlutzLife

#wtfWasIthinkingAcceptingWhatIsSureToBeAdebacleSinceI’mClumsyAF

 

 

It’ll be a banner day for you alright!

good luck!

what’s the message on it??

‘Gawn in 60 seconds’ is the best I can think up

[DubDee 22,192]

47 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I've voted  - postal vote.

Preparing lentil soup, may sit outside in the sun after that and do the cryptic crossword.

Not going to the match .... hate Doglands and have a commitment tonight (see below). I'm predicting a woeful attendance ... 25,000 is my guess.

Attend Don's Party tonight. (The younger folk in this forum won't understand this reference.)

25K would be good crowd given the oppo and venue 

hopefully we make 20K

[buck_nekkid 5,648]

13 minutes ago, DubDee said:

25K would be good crowd given the oppo and venue 

hopefully we make 20K

Glad its not our coffers that will take a hit!

[dees189227 11,384]

The ruck contest between Max and Goldy will be interesting. Just hope brown has a good day out in his 150th

[WalkingCivilWar 35,390]

45 minutes ago, DubDee said:

It’ll be a banner day for you alright!

good luck!

what’s the message on it??

‘Gawn in 60 seconds’ is the best I can think up

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 but it has a massive NARRM logo (all of which I cut out!) on one side and a montage of BBB pics (none of which I was allowed near) on the reverse side, and it says Ben Brown 150 Huge Games (!!!!)

Again, Dub, don’t tell a soul!

 

Edited May 21, 2022 by WalkingCivilWar

[daisycutter 28,730]

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 but it has a massive NARRM logo (all of which I cut out!) on one side and a montage of BBB pics (none of which I was allowed near) on the reverse side, and it says Ben Brown 150 Huge Goals. Again, Dub, don’t tell a soul!

 

be sure to take a pic and post to demonland tonight

in fact it can be your job to get a pic each game 😃 👍

[Nascent 7,870]

7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 but it has a massive NARRM logo (all of which I cut out!) on one side and a montage of BBB pics (none of which I was allowed near) on the reverse side, and it says Ben Brown 150 Huge Goals. Again, Dub, don’t tell a soul!

 

Ok, who's going to tell WCW about the mistake in the banner? Hopefully she's just written the wrong word on demonland 😅

[WalkingCivilWar 35,390]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

be sure to take a pic and post to demonland tonight

in fact it can be your job to get a pic each game 😃 👍

Might be difficult to take a pic while lying on the turf but I’ll try my damndest. That’s if I can comfortably hold my phone with rope-burnt hands. Again, damndest.  👍🏽 

[Hassa Mann 103]

1 hour ago, Winners at last said:

I've voted  - postal vote.

Preparing lentil soup, may sit outside in the sun after that and do the cryptic crossword.

Not going to the match .... hate Doglands and have a commitment tonight (see below). I'm predicting a woeful attendance ... 25,000 is my guess.

Attend Don's Party tonight. (The younger folk in this forum won't understand this reference.)

Love that film

[WalkingCivilWar 35,390]

13 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Ok, who's going to tell WCW about the mistake in the banner? Hopefully she's just written the wrong word on demonland 😅

Amended! Now to hotfoot it to the ground to amend same on banner! Might take a little longer. 😬 

[Rod Grinter Riot Squad 5,654]

3 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

Bizarre comment hey. Care to explain at all?

Really???